Things you can say about your car, but not your girl friend

[SVT Cobra]

Keep it clean and appropriate for the forums. Thanks.



Mine:

"Yeah she's old, but she still rides well."

 

[ElFenix]

it's a piece of crap

 

[JulesMaximus]

She's got a full tank of gas!

 

[JS80]

It's gets off pretty fast.

 

[maximus maximus]

Cheap!!!

 

[maximus maximus]

Pre-owned?

 

[MX2]

Listen to that engine purr

 

[Heisenberg]

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

 

[raptor13]

She hasn't blown anything in years and I couldn't be happier!

 

[D1gger]

She looks like she has traveled 10,000 miles of bad road.

 

[Shawn]

freshly waxed

 

[hjo3]

Sometimes I lend it to a friend for the night.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: raptor13
She hasn't blown anything in years and I couldn't be happier!

People keep flashing me because the high beams are always on.

 

[Alienwho]

She's got a lot more junk in her trunk than yours.

 

[Maximus96]

all of my friends' been in her one time or another.

 

[tfinch2]

There's a lot of junk in the trunk, but that doesn't keep me from going for a ride.

 

[MrPickins]

She's ugly, but gets the job done.

 

[DrPizza]

I spit polished the bumper.

 

[raptor13]

"There's still some tread left on the tires."

 

[Ricochet]

"Junk in the trunk" is the first thing that came to mind. Of course, a few others have already mentioned this.

Keep it clean and appropriate for the forums. Thanks.

Yeah, right!! You're forgetting your audience. My magic eight ball forsees a lock.

 

[Jeff7]

She makes a lotta noise when you drive her fast.

 

[randay]

Getting rid of it so I can upgrade to a newer model.

 

[Armitage]

You guys mind getting in the back? It's full up here.

 

[funboy6942]

Once a month it starts to leak oil really bad but no matter how much it looses it just wont die.

My car is such a huge pos pita I cant even pay someone to take it off my hands. No one wants it and I just cant seem to get rid of it.

There are time where I just love the car. You get it running just right and seems to handle everything you throw at it. But most of the times it just wont do sh!t. Just sits there leaking oil all over the place and smells really bad to the point I wont even slip into the drivers seat without washing it down with some vinegar and water to kill some of the odor.

 

[Alienwho]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
She makes a lotta noise when you drive her fast.

The faster you go, the more she violently and uncontrollably shakes.