Things you can only say at ThanksGiving

OutHouse

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Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
 

BillGates

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Good stuff - I shared it with a few people. Normally I don't send stuff out but this one was worth it.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
chicken skin is bad for you but it tastes so good

huh? Thanksgiving is turkey's, not chicken.
 

ondarkness

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If I knew it was gonna be THAT kind of a partay, I woulda stuck my duck in the mashed potatoes!!
 

oboeguy

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My clever bro came up with a few more:

I prefer dark meat, its juicier.
Wow mom, you've never made it so moist.
Stuff it in as far as you can, up to your wrist.
Aunt Sue's got the creamiest pie.
 

jst0ney

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Originally posted by: oboeguy
My clever bro came up with a few more:

I prefer dark meat, its juicier.
Wow mom, you've never made it so moist.
Stuff it in as far as you can, up to your wrist.
Aunt Sue's got the creamiest pie.

those are better