Things to say and do on an elavator.

[8ball]

"I have new socks on"
"You can call me Admaral"
"Can't..get..rid..of..these..voices!" *hitting forehead with palm*
"I hate pants"
"Crowded in here, isn't it?" *standing VERY close to only other passenger*

 

[saxman]

"I remember the last time I was in an elevator when it fell. Wanna see my scars, babe?"

 

[8ball]

Stand in front of the doors. When they open, say "There will be a 25 cent toll for the ride", while holding out your hand.

 

[saxman]

completely block the entrance to the elevator...and make people scream "Why am I a nut flute" at the top of there lungs five times in order to get in or out.

 

[8ball]

Pace around the whole elevator while mumbling to yourself.
Pick a passenger and stare at them.
As the doors shut, stand in front facing back. With an evil grin, say "Welcome to hhheeeeellllllllll! Muwaahaahaahaahaa!"

 

[Missus]

"Geez... This is cool... Never been on one... I wonder what would happen if I started jumping up and down and slamming side to side....



Make them sweat...

 

[Cable God]

sex in the elevator is always good, well, anywhere for that matter

 

[shadowfaX]

"Dang, my feet hurt... I've been walking all day... mind if I massage my feet?"
"Oops, I just farted..."
Chew gum and stick pieces all over the elevator (especially the buttons)

 

[sandorski]

Damn, I wish I hadn't eaten all those beans last night

 

[ArkAoss]

get in hit the button for the top floor, when you get there say "whoops, left my keys in the office, gonna hafta climb in the back window of the chopper again" then disappear around the corner.

 

[Teego]

"Tickle Fight !!!!!!"







p.s. Only 3 more posts till I achieve golden status.....

 

[bigbootydaddy]

<< sex in the elevator is always good, well, anywhere for that matter >>



especially if they have mirrors on top...i need mirrors on my ceiling.