This is really old, but maybe a few ppl still haven't seen it. A couple are pretty funny, but I'm sure some of you ATOT'ers could make up some better ones...
WHEN REALLY STRESSED OUT or BORED, DO ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
7. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
8. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
9. Don't use any punctuation.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Then laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Stress that your drive-through order is "TO GO".
12. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I Won!, I Won!, Third time this week!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
16. Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
WHEN REALLY STRESSED OUT or BORED, DO ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
7. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
8. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
9. Don't use any punctuation.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Then laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Stress that your drive-through order is "TO GO".
12. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I Won!, I Won!, Third time this week!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
16. Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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