Things that the average Joe should know but doesn't

[her209]

No subject is off limits.

 

[Iron Woode]

women are teh evil.

 

[gsaldivar]

Beer is not wine. Don't talk about it, drink it. :beer:

 

[Zenmervolt]

Timing the market and day trading works about as well as using a porcupine to wipe yourself after using the toilet.

ZV

 

[brigden]

Never EVER wear socks and sandals.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
women are teh evil.

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[Mo0o]

That they're idiots

 

[imported_LoKe]

Don't use handsoap as lube.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

that if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

 

[Willoughbyva]

I think in some respects you can kinda time the market. Not on every stock, but on a couple you can. Well for a couple stocks I think there can be forecasts that are pretty solid using common sense.

 

[Willoughbyva]

Life is an experiment with unforseen things happening. When defeat is reached remember to try again and not take it so personally.

 

[MustISO]

Don't touch your junk after cutting/handling Jalapeños (or any hot pepper).

 

[RedCOMET]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Don't touch your junk after cutting/handling Jalapeños (or any hot pepper).

personal experience, eh?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Timing the market and day trading works about as well as using a porcupine to wipe yourself after using the toilet.

ZV

So true.

 

[jadinolf]

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Don't touch your junk after cutting/handling Jalapeños (or any hot pepper).

Don't rub your eyes either. As a matter of fact, don't rub your eyes after cutting/handling your junk. You might not know where it's been (or maybe you do).

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: brigden
Never EVER wear socks and sandals.

What's wrong with that? people want the freedom of sandals, but want the wrapped up protection at the same time.

 

[Heisenberg]

The word 'theory' has an entirely different meaning in science than in everyday use.

 

[her209]

"The pick" will get out of any awkward situation 95% of the time.

 

[SLCentral]

Bose sucks.

 

[SVT Cobra]

that intel inside is not a computing standard

 

[Nomada]

If you have to sleep in your car 'cause your loaded, don't leave the keys in the ignition. Many idiots get busted like this.
LG does not stand for "Life's Good".

 

[DainBramaged]

Just because a woman tells you to call her a bitch, doesn't actually mean that you should.

 

[Quasmo]

a CPU makes the computer go.

 

[UsandThem]

Guys do not look "cool" with painted toenails.