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If a store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why can't they make planes out of teh same stuff as the little black box is made from?
Why are there life jackets under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
kennedy and jfk
If a store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why can't they make planes out of teh same stuff as the little black box is made from?
Why are there life jackets under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
kennedy and jfk
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