Things that are difficult to say when drunk

[bigrash]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have s$x.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[nakedfrog]

I guess it's been making the rounds

 

[Ika]

4/10

 

[meltdown75]

add to the list anything Joe Namath says.

STRUGGLING

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
add to the list anything Joe Namath says.

STRUGGLING

Joe Namath: Sure! Theres only one thing you need to know to be a great
quarterback.
Mrs Namath: Joe, hunny, I fixed it! It was just vapor lock!
Joe Namath: OK, look, I've gotta run. Remember what I told you!

 

[nageov3t]

heh. my problem is always that I say too much when drunk.

I still get embarrassed thinking about drunken calls made to ex's and crushes during my big drinking days. lol.

 

[Ktulu]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

 

[PepePeru]

SEX.
there i typed it.

still, i got a kick out of that list, pretty good.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: Ktulu
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

you'd be surprised how many times in a row you can say that properly when you're drunk. try it.

 

[Hyperlite]

lol. hey, its true.