Things not to say to a single mother...

[Gulzakar]

There are 6 of us in the office...one single mother.

We are all going out to dinner to bid a co-worker fairwell...

The single mother says she is bringing her two year old...

I reply (note: read topic summary), "you're bringing that thing?!"

:Q

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
There are 6 of us in the office...one single mother.

We are all going out to dinner to bid a co-worker fairwell...

The single mother says she is bringing her two year old...

I reply (note: read topic summary), "you're bringing that thing?!"

:Q

womp womp womp womp wooooomp

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
There are 6 of us in the office...one single mother.

We are all going out to dinner to bid a co-worker fairwell...

The single mother says she is bringing her two year old...

I reply (note: read topic summary), "you're bringing that thing?!"

:Q

hahaha...i'm the same way though

 

[GasX]

Try saying that to any mother...

 

[awal]

:camera:'s?

 

[Kadarin]

So what happened after that?

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: adrianwalters
:camera:'s?

Got MILF?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So what happened after that?

Hopefully she left the little monster at home...They don't call it the terrible two's for nothing

 

[PricklyPete]

Good god... I'm sure she just loved that.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: adrianwalters
:camera:'s?

Got MILF?

Good question.

 

[PingSpike]

The correct response was "Ok, but only if I can bring my Saint Bernard."

 

[Gurck]

Probably not the best thing you could've said... I probably would have said "Oh darn, wouldn't you know I already have plans for that night? I can't go". I can't stand it when screaming kids who shouldn't be in certain places and whose parents do nothing about it are across the place from me, much less right next to me.

 

[Black88GTA]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Probably not the best thing you could've said... I probably would have said "Oh darn, wouldn't you know I already have plans for that night? I can't go". I can't stand it when screaming kids who shouldn't be in certain places and whose parents do nothing about it are across the place from me, much less right next to me.

Got duct tape??
















I keed, I keed

 

[Gulzakar]

1) Yes, she is a Milf...30 years old, total hottie (but psycho).
2) We haven't gone out yet. But the "thing" will most likely come as the childs father is a moron (note: mother still in love).
3) She gave me a strange look...followed by anger... all I could say was "my bad". What else can I say?

She's Mexican American, born here in the U.S.

She is teaching this little girl Spanish first then English second. Does that seem like a good idea?

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So what happened after that?

Hopefully she left the little monster at home...They don't call it the terrible two's for nothing

If no one else was bringing children, then I would hail you as a hero. There are some situations where bringing a child is not appropriate, and that would be one of them. It's one of those unfortunate situations where the best course of action is to find a babysitter or skip the event.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Screaming kids are great, you used to do it, you should try it again sometime.

 

[Gulzakar]

exactly.

it's an adult evening...eating, boozing. A FAREWELL party...and she wants to (note again: not "has to") bring the two-year old! Her mother watches the child all the time.

:Q

 

[GRIFFIN1]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar

She is teaching this little girl Spanish first then English second. Does that seem like a good idea?

She doesn't sound like the Queen of good ideas.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
exactly.

it's an adult evening...eating, boozing. A FAREWELL party...and she wants to (note again: not "has to") bring the two-year old! Her mother watches the child all the time.

:Q

Maybe you can teach her daughter "Consígame una cerveza, perra"

 

[Gulzakar]

I know kids pick up langiages fast. But I remember reading that if you speak dual languages to them at a you age, it confuses them...

It just seems the teaching her Spanish first is going to Handi-Cap her in the early years of her life.

but I could be wrong.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
She is teaching this little girl Spanish first then English second. Does that seem like a good idea?

i don't see anythning wrong with that. in fact, i think it is a good idea. i learned Korean first and then English. now i can speak both. i have a nephew who learned korean first and now is learning English through school. he can speak both well.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
1) Yes, she is a Milf...30 years old, total hottie (but psycho).
2) We haven't gone out yet. But the "thing" will most likely come as the childs father is a moron (note: mother still in love).
3) She gave me a strange look...followed by anger... all I could say was "my bad". What else can I say?

She's Mexican American, born here in the U.S.

She is teaching this little girl Spanish first then English second. Does that seem like a good idea?

Let's hope she has the good sense to never, ever have sex with you.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jzero
find a babysitter or skip the event.

Fvcking word.

- M4H

 

[Gulzakar]

hey now, I can't fantasize that she wants to have sex with me!!!

you ever get to know someone thats real hot but start finding them less attractive because of their personality (this is a perfect example)?

It's like saying "Ferrari's are cool cars" rather than "I want to own a cool Ferrari".

:Q

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar

I reply (note: read topic summary), "you're bringing that thing?!"

while i agree that kids are not a good idea at this type of party, your comment was tactless and rude.