Things Not to Say at Victoria's Secret

[Grasshopper27]

Things Not to Say at Victoria's Secret

#10 Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me???
#3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

 

[amdskip]

haha

 

[minendo]

The funniest thing to do is walk in there (male) and ask if you can try stuff on. The look on the workers' faces is priceless.

 

[jcovercash]

lol, good for a quick laugh 🙂

 

[Geekbabe]

Actually there's only one thing that's safe for you to say there.. and that's "get two of them dear,we'll put it on my Visa 🙂"

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: minendo
The funniest thing to do is walk in there (male) and ask if you can try stuff on. The look on the workers' faces is priceless.

How do you know?:Q

 

[Warthog912]

45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

I GOTTA use that one...

nice post

 

[Queasy]

"Can I just get a handful of that lotion?"

 

[lilFajita]

Originally posted by: minendo
The funniest thing to do is walk in there (male) and ask if you can try stuff on. The look on the workers' faces is priceless.

have you seen that Budweiser commercial where that hot chick convinces those guys that she thinks its sexy for a guy to wear lingerie? its pretty funny.

 

[iamme]

Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: minendo
The funniest thing to do is walk in there (male) and ask if you can try stuff on. The look on the workers' faces is priceless.

I'm gonna use that one if i ever go there with my fiancee 😀

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

I'd like to use that one, but with my fiancee being asian, that's highly unlikely 😛.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

😀

 

[KC5AV]

Originally posted by: Ciber

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

I'd like to use that one, but with my fiancee being asian, that's highly unlikely 😛.

Just go in there without her?

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

😀

😀

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

Will Smith did that in a movie. I can't remember for sure which one... "Independence Day" maybe?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DeafeningSilence
Will Smith did that in a movie. I can't remember sure which one... "Independence Day" maybe?

Enemy of the State.

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DeafeningSilence
Will Smith did that in a movie. I can't remember sure which one... "Independence Day" maybe?

Enemy of the State.

Thanks. 🙂

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: DeafeningSilence

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

Will Smith did that in a movie. I can't remember sure which one... "Independence Day" maybe?

whoa, musta been burned in my subconscious. i remember now, it was the one with him and Gene Hackman.

 

[Viper GTS]

Doh, already posted.

Viper GTS

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

"Do you sell used ones too?"
"Do you think this will fit <insert name of girl other than gf/wife>?"
"That one is nice, <name of other girl again> has the same!"

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: KC5AV

Originally posted by: Ciber

Originally posted by: iamme
Worst thing to say when buying a bra

Salesgirl: "So what size is your girlfriend/wife?"
You (glancing at her chest): "Well, bigger than you..."

I'd like to use that one, but with my fiancee being asian, that's highly unlikely 😛.

Just go in there without her?

I meant of her being bigger than one of the big ass boobed girls that work at vs.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: minendo
The funniest thing to do is walk in there (male) and ask if you can try stuff on. The look on the workers' faces is priceless.

How do you know?:Q

yeah! :Q

u tried didn't u :Q

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
yeah! :Q

u tried didn't u :Q

I asked and won fifty bucks for doing so.

 

[KennyH]

#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

:Q