Things not to do when visiting my house.

Rage187

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My wife's white trash cousins came over and did the following:

1. 7 of them showed up in a pickup truck. 4 in the front including a baby on one of their laps and 3 in the back with lawn chairs.
2. Fed their 2 month old mash potatoes and gravy and the baby had a bottle with coca cola in it.
3. Let their 4 year old go to our bathroom and not make sure he washed his hands or flushed or wiped the seat.
4. 2 of the adults went "Exploring" through my house while we were eating dinner and ended up in our bedroom and on my computer. Partly my fault for not locking it.
5. Let their 15 yearold daughter make out on my front porch with her 24yr old illegal boyfriend who doesn't speak a word of english.
6. The only one my wife got mad about is that they brought 7 people and 1 gift(salt and pepper shakers from Target) with them and each left with a nice gift.
7. Rubbed out their cigarettes on my walkway and put the butts in my trash inside which stunk the whole house up. Probably a weak rant cause they could have just thrown them in the yard.

I will have pictures next week of the "crew" as they have to be seen to be believed.

 

chrisms

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If your wife is anything like my ex she will bitch about you not making any effort to like her family if you decide to complain.
 

Rage187

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Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Why did you marry a member of their family?

there cousins so her side of the family is 90% not white trash. But the other 10%...

Even better, now that whole white trash family has joined forces with the illegals. Every girl under 18 in the house hold is:

a. Pregnant by an illegal
b. had at least 2
c. if they are under 14 they take care of the kids
 

altonb1

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I've given younger kids soda before, but not a 2mo old. Our 5 kids were on breat milk/formula for the first several months. (Honestly, I can't remember when we switched over, but it was much later than 2 mos.)

Mashed potatoes at 2 mos? Kids take several months to get to the point of eating real food. Some parents are ridiculous.
 

Rage187

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Originally posted by: akshatp
Shens? please tell me this is shens...

Please!

I wish.

We usually do christmas at their trailer but we recently had a child and I refused to go to that neighborhood with a newborn. I thought it was the end of that until my wife told me we were having Christmas at our house which I thought was referring to our immediate families. Little did I know.
 

Captante

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Originally posted by: Rage187
Originally posted by: akshatp
Shens? please tell me this is shens...

Please!

I wish.

We usually do christmas at their trailer but we recently had a child and I refused to go to that neighborhood with a newborn. I thought it was the end of that until my wife told me we were having Christmas at our house which I thought was referring to our immediate families. Little did I know.


Wow ... you're having them back?

You are a lot more tolerent then I'd be!

Edit: Or did you do x'mas with the relatives a bit early?
 

Rage187

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Captante
Originally posted by: Rage187
Originally posted by: akshatp
Shens? please tell me this is shens...

Please!

I wish.

We usually do christmas at their trailer but we recently had a child and I refused to go to that neighborhood with a newborn. I thought it was the end of that until my wife told me we were having Christmas at our house which I thought was referring to our immediate families. Little did I know.


Wow ... you're having them back?

You are a lot more tolerent then I'd be!

Edit: Or did you do x'mas with the relatives a bit early?

when she meant Christmas at our house she meant with her cousins, and yes we did it tonite.
 

akshatp

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Dude if this isn't shens then I can now say that is the most trailer trash/hick story I have ever heard of which is real life. I thought this kind of extreme trashiness was reserved for Hollywood?

Wait.. have I been sleeping for 4 months? is today April Fools? i still cant beleive this isnt shens. I need pics to settle the debate going on in my head.
 

MaxDepth

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I feel for ya, bubba!
:p

I almost married into a family like that. For everyone else, you don't know how it is. You could be with someone really nice and her family would be great too. All it takes is for her sister or some other close relative to marry into white trash. And then it all goes to Hell...

(Finding out from mutual friends) If I had stayed in the relationship or married my gf, I would:
- have my brother and sister in law staying with us with their two kids.
- he is out of work and says he can't really work because he pulled his back falling off his four wheeler
- she (with a college degree) works as a bank teller and doesn't apply for a better job because he gets all pissy that she'd have to work longer hours or actually do something with her life and spend less time waiting on him.
- two kids under six running around without quality parental time or proper eating habits
- no loose change around the house or god forbid, leave a checkbook or wallet lying around
- anything nice I would buy for myself or for the house will end up broken because he tried "make it better" or outright abused it.


If I find any pics of the redneck wedding, I'll post them here.
 

SearchMaster

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LOL - thanks for the laughs (though I do believe you).

As for the mashed potatoes, I was eating them at 2 months because I apparently couldn't get full on milk and (baby) cereal. My mom tried mashed potatoes in desperation and it seemed to make me happy. The doctor said as long as my body functions were normal to go with it, and it seemed to work.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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god sounds like my in-laws. they are this bad.

but at least you are not missing anything. Whenever we have my wife's family over something goes missing. usually food or such.

I purchased a cord of firewood a few weeks ago. almost a quarter of it is gone! but my in laws have a lot of firewood at there place.. we have dishes, food etc just disappear and end up over at one of there houses.

every time they leave we have to look and see what they took.