Things I've learned as I've grown older.. (Brutuskend)

[Brutuskend]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-- they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

 

[AlienCraft]

I've learned not to take laxatives and sleeping pills together.....

 

[Cyberian]

Many good ones there.

 

[JellyBaby]

I've learned how to make breakfast burritos and they're really very frickin' good.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I've learned not to take laxatives and sleeping pills together.....

:Q

 

[BowlingNut]

i've learned that thsoe girls who like drama in their life are never worth it
i've learned that clothes irons get very hot
i've learned that working retail during holidays is tortue, but you enjoy your free time much more
i've learned that you should never do anything with a female when one (or both) of you is/are drunk

 

[NesuD]

I've learned that reading one of Brutuskends threads is almost always guaranteed to get a good laugh out of me.
Kudos to Brutuskend the resident Anandtech professor of laughter.

 

[Brutuskend]

thanks

 

[NesuD]

My Pleasure. You are most deserving of a little recognition.

 

[Darein]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

So true.

 

[Miramonti]

good stuff.

 

[datalink7]

... that life sucks. But hope, somehow and for an unkown reason, eeks out a miserable existence