Things I have learned about hurricanes

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last few days:

The hurricane only hit black families' property.

New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane

Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

New Orleans has no white people.

The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans.
Now the city is welfare, looter and gang free and they are in your city.

White folks don't make good news stories.

Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get your sorry ass and give you money for being stupid.



 

Rogue

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Jan 28, 2000
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last few days:

The hurricane only hit black families' property.

New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane

Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

New Orleans has no white people.

The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans.
Now the city is welfare, looter and gang free and they are in your city.

White folks don't make good news stories.

Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get your sorry ass and give you money for being stupid.

That about sums up the ignorant morons who get screen time and air time in our modern media.
 

ajpa123

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Apr 19, 2003
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I learned:

It's not so much the water in the storm surge that destroys, it's the debris in the water.. it's like a solid wave of stuff :(

What I don't understand:

Why some peeps in Galveston haven't evacuated.. :(

Why meteorologists haven't learned much about what makes a hurricane tick, in the last 2/3 decades.