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THief is going to get owned this Saturday!

R

Rufio

Banned
A little background:
I am in corporate sales for computer hardware/software/peripherals/consumables.

My coworker was telling this story to me:

One of his buyers was fired from her job last week. She was writing fraudulent checks and other shady crap like that. In fact, she was so into it she was wanted by the US Marshalls.

The US Marshalls showed up at her company to arrest her, but she was actually fired the week before (because she stole from the company), so she was gone.

However, her boss knew where she was going to be this upcoming Saturday (July 3). Her boss said that the girl would be going to home to Florida for her birthday party, which her entire family is going to throw for her. She said EVERYONE in her family is going there.

So what did the US Marshalls say? They said that they will be there in plainclothes waiting for her to show up, have some cake, and arrest her in front of everyone.

AHAAHAHHAHAHAA

I wish I could be there to watch! AHAHAAH
 
How old? My cousin is having her bday party this Saturday in FL, and if it's the same girl I have to warn her.
 
Ohhh nooess, the corporate execs. are going to have to settle for just steak instead of steak and lobster for dinner tonight because the woman took some goods. God forbid upper management has to deal with an insurance claim. Greedy fvcks. There is a reason she is stealing and its not because she is paid a ton of money.

Let me stop you. Check your meter!
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
How old? My cousin is having her bday party this Saturday in FL, and if it's the same girl I have to warn her.
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no way. u gotta go video tape it for us!
 
Originally posted by: Red
Ohhh nooess, the corporate execs. are going to have to settle for just steak instead of steak and lobster for dinner tonight because the woman took some goods. God forbid upper management has to deal with an insurance claim. Greedy fvcks. There is a reason she is stealing and its not because she is paid a ton of money.

Let me stop you. Check your meter!
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WTF? What's with the fvckin' idiots lately?
 
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: Red
Ohhh nooess, the corporate execs. are going to have to settle for just steak instead of steak and lobster for dinner tonight because the woman took some goods. God forbid upper management has to deal with an insurance claim. Greedy fvcks. There is a reason she is stealing and its not because she is paid a ton of money.

Let me stop you. Check your meter!
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WTF? What's with the fvckin' idiots lately?
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i think REd means, check your SARCASM meter.

🙂
 
I hope they arrest her before she gets into the house, less embarrassing that way.

"Hello Mom, I'm sorry I could make my birthday party but I'm in jail."
 
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