They're greasing the poles in Philadelphia.

[shortylickens]

Apparently climbing is an issue when the Eagles win:

 

[IronWing]

Of course climbing is an issue, some jerkoff greased the poles!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I've been in Philadelphia before when it wasn't football season and a lot of public places are covered in white goo. I'm pretty sure it's not grease.

 

[IronWing]

It's the City of Brotherly Love!

 

[snoopy7548]

Just a really good ad campaign for Philadelphia cream cheese to air during the Super Bowl.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I would see it as a challenge tbh.

 

[Captante]

The Eagles can grease my pole!

 

[luv2liv]

im curious how they remove it later...
the degreaser i used in the kitchen smells really terrible.

 

[IronWing]

im curious how they remove it later...
the degreaser i used in the kitchen smells really terrible.

They don't. Eventually the poles become coated in grime, filth, and dead flies. Folks assume the poles are just more Eagles fans.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

im curious how they remove it later...
the degreaser i used in the kitchen smells really terrible.

So does Philadelphia. That could explain why.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

City workers earn their pay greasing poles.

 

[Fir]

They should wrap them with concertina wire instead!

 

[BD231]

why not just put a sign there with the threat of arrest I wonder, nobody wants to be in jail for pole climbin.

 

[nakedfrog]

Drunken revelers are notorious for their obsequious deference to posted signs.