They stole the snails

[Kaido]

$100,000 snail theft:

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/europe/escargots-stolen-france-snail-farm-latam-intl

990 pounds of snail meat ripped off! I have sooo many questions:

1. Is there a black market for stolen snails?

2. What is it like to be a snail farmer?

3. Who on earth plans a snail heist??

I call dibs on the movie rights!!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Since their shell is their home, does this also count as break and enter?

 

[IronWing]

We need to put a few slugs in the perps.

 

[BoomerD]

I think I found their getaway vehicle...

 

[Red Squirrel]

That would make an awesome sleeper drag build. Stick a Tesla drivetrain in that.

 

[IronWing]

I think I found their getaway vehicle...

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The Naughtylus!