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They stole my T.P.

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PanzerIV

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One of the few things I miss about working for a corporation is at least they could keep the frigging bathrooms supplied with paper towels, t.p. and soap.

I like most of my coworkers but some of them can really get under your skin. I work with a small company now and they often are slow in reordering supplies. Whenever we run short on the essentials some ass seems fit to come and steal it out of the men's bathroom and bring it to one of the other bathrooms (which are all just for one person, not stalls). A few days ago they took the roll of paper towels. This morning I discover the toilet paper is gone too!! WTF??

The thing is they use the men's bathroom just as much as the women's half the time. In our building there is just me and another guy and he travels a lot. It irks me that they feel perfectly fine in taking our stuff because they ran out.
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
so you work in a small building with a bunch of women? you are doomed


good luck on that
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You got it. Temperature is always crazy, they are always pissed at one another, sometimes I yearn for guy talk over here...lol. We do at least have some dudes working in the other building.
 
Originally posted by: spacelord
Bring your own from home, just in case. no sense having a dirty arse over a 25 cent roll of TP.
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LMAO. That is NOT happening. I have to go in their bathroom which I hate. We're just talking tiny one toilet rooms so it's not like anybody will walk in like a multi stall bathroom but I don't like theirs.
 
I used to work in an office like that. Ughhh....It would take a huge paycheck to get me back there.
 
Originally posted by: MogulMonster
I used to work in an office like that. Ughhh....It would take a huge paycheck to get me back there.
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You should see the office itself. Mike Brady would be proud. The place was built in 1970 and looks every bit of it. Cheap is the rule, not the exception around here. Only an act of God would have them remodel this dump.

If it wasn't for me I swear I think everybody would still be using 486s and 14" monochrome monitors. 😀
 
Try replacing at least one of the rolls with that industrial grade toilet paper that feels like newspaper. The women won't take it. You might not like it as much either, but it'll save you a trip to retrieve rolls from their bathrooms.

Good luck.
 
Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
Try replacing at least one of the rolls with that industrial grade toilet paper that feels like newspaper. The women won't take it. You might not like it as much either, but it'll save you a trip to retrieve rolls from their bathrooms.

Good luck.
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Rumpltzer, seemingly that would be a good idea but I think they already beat ya to it on the abrasive toilet paper. 😀 It's those huge rolls like they have in convenience stores. Even Mr. Whipple wouldn't squeeze it!
 
Get some itching powder and sprinkle it on a roll that they are likely to use. :laugh:
That should be good for some intertainment if nothing else.
 
Originally posted by: KenSr
Get some itching powder and sprinkle it on a roll that they are likely to use. :laugh:
That should be good for some intertainment if nothing else.
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Why yes, yes indeed..muuhahaha. Then again it would affect the innocent who had no part in purloining the t.p. 😛
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: KenSr
Get some itching powder and sprinkle it on a roll that they are likely to use. :laugh:
That should be good for some intertainment if nothing else.
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Why yes, yes indeed..muuhahaha. Then again it would affect the innocent who had no part in purloining the t.p. 😛
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I would think that the first person to use it would be the one that took it.

 
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