They see me rollin... (my son, the player)

Jeeebus

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I'm 31 years old, and I've never got as much action as my 2-year old. One of these days I'm gonna have to ask him to take me for a ride in the Hummer and show me his secret. He scores ladies left and right, and all I got is his mom to come home to. Not fair.


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Numenorean

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Sorry but those are two of the ugliest kids I've seen.

Maybe you just suck at taking pictures.



Take a week off

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Jeeebus

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Sorry but those are two of the ugliest kids I've seen.

Maybe you just suck at taking pictures.

Coming from a guy with Aragorn as his avatar and whose name is premised upon some Tolkien story, I'm going to venture a guess that you're probably never going to find a woman willing to have your child (assuming you'd take a break long enough from your action figures to actually copulate).

That said, you're entitled to your opinion, and I apologize for interrupting what must have been a fascinating D&D game.
 

Numenorean

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Coming from a guy with Aragorn as his avatar and whose name is premised upon some Tolkien story, I'm going to venture a guess that you're probably never going to find a woman willing to have your child (assuming you'd take a break long enough from your action figures to actually copulate).

That said, you're entitled to your opinion, and I apologize for interrupting what must have been a fascinating D&D game.

My fiance would be upset if we don't have kids some day. I don't own any action figures and I've never played a D&D game in my life.

How's it feel to be utterly wrong? Probably about the same as you always feel I guess.
 

Aharami

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sorry OP, but the girl doesn't look like she's there willingly :p

btw, cute kids
 

paperfist

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Sweet ride. Obviously his secret is the worlds only all electric, convertible Hummer :)

I wonder if you could swap out those wheels for him....
 

IceBergSLiM

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The same kind of low life's that will take a news article about a person dying and make as many bad puns as they can. ATOT has no classy people what-so-ever. The kids comment was actually mild compared to a lot of the shit I see here.

I don't think many people here make fun of kids dying. I mean baby eating jokes here and there but those are generic hypothetical babies not real babies.
 

HAL9000

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Coming from a guy with Aragorn as his avatar and whose name is premised upon some Tolkien story, I'm going to venture a guess that you're probably never going to find a woman willing to have your child (assuming you'd take a break long enough from your action figures to actually copulate).

That said, you're entitled to your opinion, and I apologize for interrupting what must have been a fascinating D&D game.

I lol'd

My fiance would be upset if we don't have kids some day. I don't own any action figures and I've never played a D&D game in my life.

How's it feel to be utterly wrong? Probably about the same as you always feel I guess.

S: (n) fiance, groom-to-be (a man who is engaged to be married)

So you're a girl? or a gay guy hoping to adopt in a state where gay marriage is legal?
 
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DaTT

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I lol'd



S: (n) fiance, groom-to-be (a man who is engaged to be married)

So you're a girl? or a gay guy hoping to adopt in a state where gay marriage is legal?

Neckbeard ownage? Nice find.
 

preslove

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I always wanted one of those toy cars but we were too poor :(
 
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