They need to cut his ... off!!!

[dennilfloss]

This morning while eating my cereals before going to bed, I turned on the telly and, voilà, Maury Povich happened to be on. It was one of his episodes about using dna to conduct paternity tests. Well this guy named Armando, who looked like a 5'-tall latino surly Dennis Rodman and was just as ugly as the real thing, had managed to get 3 different women (judging by their demeanor, I won't say ladies) pregnant within a year. He now was finding himself having to support 3 children and his girlfriend left him because he had denied being with the other two (she was there first and was the official girlfriend).

I don't know if any of the women was named Concepcion but I'm sure it wasn't Contraception!

Jeebus! Forget Dr. Laura! Where's Dr. Loreena when we need her? Someone please remove this guy from the gene pool. :|

Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Cyndi Lauper)

 

[Xzaver]

Here all bilieve nothing

~X~

 

[ArkAoss]

Hmm why do I agree?? Oh, maybe because you're correct!!

 

[brandc]

Maury Povich is as useful as an electric car in California.

 

[Sundog]

Good line there brandc, I'll have to remember that one!

 

[GaryTcs]

It's nice to have a fine specimen like that spreading his seed. dr. Lorena...LOL.

 

[kamiam]

brandc...dont you mean horse and buggy??

 

[brandc]

kamiam,
Presently there's a shortage of electricity in California.

 

[Sundog]

And thus the PUN!!!

 

[kamiam]

brandc... yes I know... Ilive in n. ca... anyway to live in ca you need something that will cover a little more ground a little faster than a horse-n-buggy...either way they both are almost useless in Ca

 

[toph99]

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine"

 

[Mday]

hehehehehe,

dennifloss said jeebus

 

[Moonbeam]

What's his last name? Seems like it should be Crebbs, Jeebus Crebbs.