They Just Don't Understand McDonald's...

[CurtisBilly]

So I roll out of bed a little before 10 this morning and I'm in the shower and at 10:12 I realize how good a McDonald's Egg McMuffin and a Hash Brown would taste. I quickly finish showering and yell out....get ready we have to leave soon! The closest McDonald's is 7 minutes away, so we have like 10 minutes before we HAVE TO LEAVE and we should just catch the tail end of breakfast. My girlfriend (who's practically ready) announces at 10:15 "I'm not going to rush so you can get your McDonalds". After all she'd already had breakfast, probably some Special K or Grapenuts. But...

They don't understand...and she was going to make it a point to not let me get my McDonald's. All of a sudden, the trash has to be taken out and the dishwasher unloaded. So we drive past McDonald's at 10:37...and she says pull in maybe they'll have some left. OK, so she doesn't understand the urgent need to make it to McDonald's ON TIME. But then she doesn't understand that even 5 minutes earlier at 10:32 you are SOL....we have to go through the drive through and ask...do you have any breakfast left...of course they didn't...but she made me get this slight little bit of hope up that they might...ARGH....when will women understand us!

 

[IJump]

Oh, but wait until she is pregnant and wants a bowl of fruity pepples at 3:00 in the morning, then see who is in a big hurry.

 

[kt]

if you think eating Egg McMuffin is good, i don't understand you either.

 

[gopunk]

<< if you think eating Egg McMuffin is good, i don't understand you either. >>



<^> :disgust:

sausage egg mcmuffin owns.

 

[StageLeft]

Kill her for what she has done.

Bacon & Egg MCMUFFIN OWNS J00

 

[TomC25]

she is playing you

she knows it pushes your buttons, and you will not do anything about it but bitch, maybe out loud

she loves that power

next time leave and get some then come back for her, shows you are getting what you want

 

[Kelvrick]

<<

<< if you think eating Egg McMuffin is good, i don't understand you either. >>



<^> :disgust:

sausage egg mcmuffin owns. >>


Its all about the croissantwich from BK! Thats the only thing I'll eat from that god-forsaken place.

Other then that, its this asian place near my house that puts a fried egg, ham, and some other crap into the croissant that makes it taste like heaven!!

 

[gopunk]

Its all about the croissantwich from BK! Thats the only thing I'll eat from that god-forsaken place.

meh... i dunno, i have yet to have any fast food sausage that is on par with mcdonald's... plus the croissant gets soggy and sticks to the sausage, which the muffin never does, because it has nooks and crannies to distance itself. sort of like the metal spacers between your case and mb.

oh and mcdonald's egg is better than any other fast food too. most other places have scrambled egg which you just *know* came from some powder...

 

[notfred]

McDonald's sucks anyway.

(notfred continues eating his donut)

 

[Nitemare]

Leave her behind next time

 

[Elledan]

Junk food is... uhm, junk anyway

How about some bread and milk/fruit-juice to start the day with? Or even a bowl of cereal?

And then people wonder why over 60% of all Americans is overweight... *sighs*

 

[gopunk]

And then people wonder why over 60% of all Americans is overweight... *sighs*

*waddle waddle*

 

[CurtisBilly]

I'm a tall and lanky 6'5" 165 lbs....I'll eat my McDonald's if I want!

 

[Amused]

<< Junk food is... uhm, junk anyway

How about some bread and milk/fruit-juice to start the day with? Or even a bowl of cereal?

And then people wonder why over 60% of all Americans is overweight... *sighs* >>



And then someone wonders why some guy named Elledan in bum fvcked wooden shoe land cares. :::sighs:::

 

[johneetrash]

just go to your local albertos and get a ham breakfast burrito.

unless u dont live in so cal otherwise you're screwed.

btw the ultimate breakfast sandwich at jack in the box is the best

 

[gopunk]

btw the ultimate breakfast sandwich at jack in the box is the best

*shakes head*

do you just have some grudge against mcdonalds? argh, it pains me to see people blatently ignore the superiority of the sausage egg mcmuffin. i mean sure, the ubs has two patties and a lot more stuff, but it's just not on the same level of *quality* that the sausage egg mcmuffin is. like i said earlier, sausage and egg are subpar.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Egg McMuffin is pretty decent, only thing I like from McD's actually The fake McMuffin sammich @ Burger King IS SUCK, very stomach-turning quality to it. My dogs wouldn't even eat it!

 

[Elledan]

<<

<< Junk food is... uhm, junk anyway

How about some bread and milk/fruit-juice to start the day with? Or even a bowl of cereal?

And then people wonder why over 60% of all Americans is overweight... *sighs* >>



And then someone wonders why some guy named Elledan in bum fvcked wooden shoe land cares. :::sighs:::

>>


*slaps AmusedOne silly with one of his wooden shoes*

Hey, I'm allowed to take care of my own, personal amusement, no?

 

[TallBill]

drool... damn.. the sausage mcmuffin w/ egg is THE BEST breakfast sandwhich by far... and i stopped searching for better because i think if a better taste existed on earth i would not be meant for it and would perish upon comsumption.. unfortunatly im out and about in the morning.. so rarely do i get to taste one of these delecacies... many a time have i stayed up till 6 am tho and was the first one to get a breakfast sandwhich

 

[Hard_Boiled]

It's quite obvious that the bacon egg and cheese biscuit is the best item on the breakfast menu at McDonalds. The only problem is that crumbly biscuit can make a mess. Now they have the Bacon egg and cheese bagel, which kinda solves that problem, but it's just not as good.

Think anyone ever orders those big breakfasts, or the deluxe big breakfast even?

 

[kranky]

I think TomC25 is the only one who sees the point. It's not about McDonalds, it's about a little cooperation.

"I'm not going to rush so you can get your McDonalds" tells you all you need to know. Kind of selfish if you ask me.

 

[MichaelD]

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When you live with your girlfriend (or wife, God forbid) they do things like this to exert CONTROL over you. It's the equivalent of taking the Nintendo away from a child because he/she didn't finish the homework first. One of the girls I used to live with was always late. She thought it was "fashionable" and looked cool to be a little late. I am neurotic about being on time. I am early everywhere I go. (I have a problem...I know ) I cannot be late, it makes me physically ill to be late to anything.

When she was mad at me and we'd be going somewhere, she used to take her time on purpose to upset me. I started leaving without her. Left her home to find another way to get to wherever we were going. Of course, there was hell to pay when I got home, but I wasn't late, now was I?

Go! Go, young man! Go, young man to McDonald's and get you your sausage croisaant thingee. Make YOU happy. Deal w/her later.

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[TuffGirl]

<< plus the croissant gets soggy and sticks to the sausage, which the muffin never does, because it has nooks and crannies to distance itself. sort of like the metal spacers between your case and mb. >>


Great analogy, har har.

 

[guyver01]

<< And then people wonder why over 60% of all Americans is overweight... *sighs*

And then someone wonders why some guy named Elledan in bum fvcked wooden shoe land cares. :::sighs:::

And then people wonder why over 60% of all Americans is overweight... *sighs*

*waddle waddle* >>



LMFAO!! these two questions and replies have me rolling!! uhm... waddling?

 

[TallBill]

hahah, you'd leave without her? thats great