They hurt my Penis!

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by rayfieldclement, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. rayfieldclement

    rayfieldclement Senior member

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    In 2001 I had urination problems. I would go to the bathroom then 2 minutes after I went it felt like I had to urinate again or it would feel like urine dripping out of my penis. When I went to the bathroom again nothing would come out so I went to the doctor a he preformed a cytoscopy on my bladder. That meant a metal or plastic tube(I think it was metal) was pushed down my penis from the hole into my gall bladder. The Doc used pain killer medication but it still hurt like heck. Afterwards I urineated blood and urine and it hurt like heck again. After that urination it returned to NORMAL. Any painful operations or heal ups for you?
     
  2. Megatomic

    Megatomic Lifer

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    operations - vasectomy. i got a shot of novacaine in my sac, i felt everything else. no post-op meds given by urologist (bastard).

    heal ups - broken ribs twice due to massive/epic falls while trail running.
     
  3. SilthDraeth

    SilthDraeth Platinum Member

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    I can guarantee kidney stones hurt my penis more than the OP's doctor hurt his.
     
  4. conorvansmack

    conorvansmack Diamond Member

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    Now I'm afraid again.
     
  5. AyashiKaibutsu

    AyashiKaibutsu Diamond Member

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    I had my sinuses rotorooted, which triggered a 2 month long migraine besides all the other pain from it.

    Sutures for wisdom teeth removal opened and food got caught in it. Was a very unpleasant two weeks.

    I've had botox done for migraines. That stuff burns going in.
     
  6. kevman

    kevman Diamond Member

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    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am pretty positive I will never go through that procedure.
     
  7. sandorski

    sandorski No Lifer

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    Through your penis into your gall bladder? Nope, just your Bladder. Your Gall Bladder lies between your Liver and your Intestines, fyi. ;)
     
  8. rayfieldclement

    rayfieldclement Senior member

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    Thanks I did not know that....
     
  9. Theb

    Theb Diamond Member

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    Vasectomy here too. Nerves before the procedure were the worst part. Luckily the doc gave me two valium, ended up taking them both.

    Breaks: ankle, wrist, 2 x fingers (all skateboarding). The ankle was the worst by far. I strained my other ankle and I've actually had more issues with the strained one than the broken one.
     
  10. nickbits

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    I've had:
    Ptosis repair (droppy eyelid) 3 times
    LASIK twice
    Part of my brain removed
    Vascetomy
    Of those only the vasectomy accomplished its goal. The most painful thing was from the screws in the helmet I had to wear when they drilled into my skull.
    Actually the most painful thing I've had were the headaches I got for two weeks after 2 spinal taps. I had to take Vicodin to get any relief.
     
  11. jagec

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    Well, he DID say that it hurt a lot and there was blood...
     
  12. Ventanni

    Ventanni Golden Member

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    Heal Ups - Broken wrist when I was young. Only hurt when I broke it, really. I've also sprained my right ankle twice while out running. The first time I had to limp it home (cop just pulled over to the side of the road and watched me), but I was lucky enough to have someone drive me home the second time I did it.

    Major - Two cholesteatoma (ear drum tumor) removals in my right ear. Ear canal was enlarged. Lots of stitches. That was painful recovering from, but luckily the second surgery was done in a way that I'll never have to worry about the tumor coming back again. Just sucks having minimal hearing!

    I also had a wisdom tooth removed with just local anesthesia. That was traumatic!
     
  13. Rhezuss

    Rhezuss Diamond Member

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    Had the same shit at age 9, 12 and 15...no fun at all...no nonoonooooooooooooooo
     
  14. NuclearNed

    NuclearNed Raconteur

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    I just had it done last month. The local anesthetic is the only part that hurt - the rest of the procedure was completely painless. Some mild pain for a couple of days, followed by a week of a little discomfort, and it was over.
     
  15. NuclearNed

    NuclearNed Raconteur

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    Appendectomy - by far the most painful thing I've ever experienced. The doctor tried to remove mine laproscopically, but ended up having problems and splitting me open the old-fashioned way. The absolute worst part was that every hour for a couple of days afterwards, a nurse made me hold a pillow tightly against my abdomen and cough as hard as possible - it felt like I was being ripped in half each time.
     
  16. deadken

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    Did she give you a reason?!?

    Or was she dressed in leather and telling you what a worthless piece of sh!t you are?
     
  17. NuclearNed

    NuclearNed Raconteur

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    I think it was to keep my lungs clear since I was confined to a bed for several days.
     
  18. Poemol

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    OP should rejoice it returned to NORMAL!!Otherwise...