They caught the prick...

Jun 27, 2005
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NY cops have made an arrest...

http://www.poststar.com/articles/2007/04/28/ap/headlines/d8opcbvg0.txt

NEW YORK - Police arrested a man Friday in the the mugging last month of a 101-year-old woman with a walker.

Jack Rhodes, 44, was arrested on charges of robbery, grand larceny, burglary and assault, police said. He was also accused of robbing an 85-year-old woman the same day, police said.

Police began questioning Rhodes after noticing he matched a photo of a person wanted for questioning in robberies of women. He was initially held on a charge of possession of a crack pipe.

There was no phone listing for Rhodes in the New York area, and police did not know whether he had a lawyer.

Among the robbery victims was 101-year-old Rose Morat, whose holdup was captured on a surveillance tape that outraged New Yorkers.

He got away with $33 and Morat's house keys. She suffered a fractured cheekbone and spent time in the hospital.

"If it's the right man, it's wonderful," Morat said Friday.

But she also cautioned she wouldn't be much help to investigators: "I can't identify him. My eyes aren't that good."

The NYPD assigned dozens of detectives to the case and showed every uniformed officer in the city the surveillance video.

"I'm not fearful at all," Morat said. "Whatever is going to happen is going to happen."

She previously declared that if she'd been just a bit younger, she'd have gone after the guy.

A service of the Associated Press(AP)

Have fun in prison jackass.
 

moshquerade

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That guy is pond scum. Well, lower actually. He's like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Actually he's even lower. He's the pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.
 

potato28

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
That guy is pond scum. Well, lower actually. He's like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Actually he's even lower. He's the pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.

I hope he gets put in a cell with a crazy person.
 

Lifted

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Originally posted by: potato28
Originally posted by: moshquerade
That guy is pond scum. Well, lower actually. He's like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Actually he's even lower. He's the pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.

I hope he gets put in a cell, by himself, for life.

Fixed.

 

amish

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Originally posted by: potato28
Originally posted by: moshquerade
That guy is pond scum. Well, lower actually. He's like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Actually he's even lower. He's the pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.

I hope he gets put in a cell with a crazy person.

i hope they stick him in a cell with a behemoth named "bunny" that has a fetish for toes.
 

Sphexi

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Generally people who hurt kids and old people aren't very well liked in prison. Even criminals have limits, and most wouldn't have gone after a 101 year-old woman. Hopefully they'll teach this ass a lesson.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: potato28
Originally posted by: moshquerade
That guy is pond scum. Well, lower actually. He's like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Actually he's even lower. He's the pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.

I hope he gets put in a cell with a crazy person.

i hope they stick him in a cell with a behemoth named "bunny" that has a fetish for toes.

:laugh: this thread delivers
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Sphexi
Generally people who hurt kids and old people aren't very well liked in prison. Even criminals have limits, and most wouldn't have gone after a 101 year-old woman. Hopefully they'll teach this ass a lesson.

I think you are literally correct in your premonition.
 

SoundTheSurrender

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"But she also cautioned she wouldn't be much help to investigators: "I can't identify him. My eyes aren't that good." "

So we don't even know if he's the right guy.
 

Flyback

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Ah the smug ol' "criminals that have integrity and will take care of him on the inside heh heh". Most people in prison? They are scum like him and will likely enjoy his company and protect him.
 

dennilfloss

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.


1. Find and collect the above.
2. Start rumour that specimens form a certain pond you own (and that pond only) are aphrodisiac.
2. Get Asian distributors
4. Profit.

:laugh: