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They call him Mr. Big...

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drunkmunk

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Just wondering if maybe we should start a foundation for this poor guy I mean to have to go through life with a mere 13 1/2 inches.
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This guy was a horse in his past life.

I find this funny:

When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.
 
Hrm... he seems to be in the same neck of the woods as Lexington Steele:Q

It must be something in the water:Q:Q
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: jagr10
What's he complaining about. Porn studios would be jumping to sign him to a contract.
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His dad was a porn star.
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So *he* says...besides...not every guy wants to be a porn star. (present company excluded, of course 😉 )
 
there is actually someone bigger than him. He was interviewed on a local radio station where this was brought up and he got so pissed off he hung up.
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Here's what my friend, a girl (omg I know girls), says about him.

"he just wanted everyone to know about his penis so that maybe all the girls would want to see and have sex with him because the size of his penis makes up for the size of himself"

"yeah his rolls might even cover that huge wang of his"

"if he doesn't watch himself and pay attention to his health instead of his penis he is going to develope more fat and rolls on his belly and they will sag cause they got no other place to go but down and yeah...."
 
its prolly to big to fvck any how..

IMO its no the length of a penis, its the girth and there's no way in hell I'd let him near me.

That dude needs surgery!
 
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
yea, poor guy. he went past hung to freak level. what good is a dick thats only good for boning horses😛
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ahahaha. Seriously though, a penis that large is disgusting. It must hurt to have sex with it (hurt the girl).
 
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
yea, poor guy. he went past hung to freak level. what good is a dick thats only good for boning horses😛
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ahahaha. Seriously though, a penis that large is disgusting. It must hurt to have sex with it (hurt the girl).
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hey some girls like it

<omits link to "large cocks" porn site>

😉

 
Originally posted by: drunkmunk
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Just wondering if maybe we should start a foundation for this poor guy I mean to have to go through life with a mere 13 1/2 inches.
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Haha - mine isn't 13 1/2 inches, but I know how to make it that long - - fold it!

 
Originally posted by: guapo337
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
yea, poor guy. he went past hung to freak level. what good is a dick thats only good for boning horses😛
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ahahaha. Seriously though, a penis that large is disgusting. It must hurt to have sex with it (hurt the girl).
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hey some girls like it

<omits link to "large cocks" porn site>

😉
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Do you frequent that site often?
 
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