They are selling baby alligators...

[Specop 007]

Went to the pet shop today with the kids to browse around. Lo and behold what do I find? The pet shop is selling baby alligators!

Now you know whats gonna happen. Some damned maroon is gonna buy one when its 6 inches and when it gets to 3 feet hes gonna realize hes got more gator then home. Then hes gonna take it down to the local pond and let it go.

Jeez. I do admit, they *are* cool. Then again, their 6 inches. But what in the hell would you do with a 6 - 12 foot gator once hes full grown??

 

[Inspector Jihad]

what is a selling baby alligator?

 

[StageLeft]

You have two kids and have not yet mastered their/there/they're. Specop, I agree baby 'gators are awesome, but come on!

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Jeez. I do admit, they *are* cool. Then again, their 6 inches. But what in the hell would you do with a 6 - 12 foot gator once hes full grown??

Eliminate your enemies, duh!

Anyways, is selling alligators even legal anywhere?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Jeez. I do admit, they *are* cool. Then again, their 6 inches. But what in the hell would you do with a 6 - 12 foot gator once hes full grown??

Wrastle him.

::spits into spittoon::

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
what is a selling baby alligator?

An alligator that has just hatched that is for sale?

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
You have two kids and have not yet mastered their/there/they're. Specop, I agree baby 'gators are awesome, but come on!

Damnit, see I need a new keyboard. It keeps changin the letters I type.

Damn thing.

More to the point, I've done everything I can to have bad engrish. Seems to be working

 

[gingerstewart55]

Their what is 6 inches? Tail? Nose? Or did you mean they're 6 inches......like they are 6 inches long?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
what is a selling baby alligator?

An alligator that has just hatched that is for sale?

He is criticizing your use of "their" instead of "they're"

 

[kalster]

Their selling baby alligators...

whose selling baby alligators?

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: gingerstewart55
Their what is 6 inches? Tail? Nose? Or did you mean they're 6 inches......like they are 6 inches long?

Ok, I fixed the there. Are you happy now. Their, now leave me alone.

 

[Farang]

There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

 

[ElFenix]

alligators only grow to the size of whatever pool/pond/lake they're in. or maybe that's an old wives tale.

anyway, some people down the street had a small alligator in a terrarium when i was growing up.

 

[SmoochyTX]

There where?

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

It should be "Dem dere selling some o' dem baby alligators"

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

You = fail
They're = win

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Went to the pet shop today with the kids to browse around. Lo and behold what do I find? The pet shop is selling baby alligators!

Now you know whats gonna happen. Some damned maroon is gonna buy one when its 6 inches and when it gets to 3 feet hes gonna realize hes got more gator then home. Then hes gonna take it down to the local pond and let it go.

Jeez. I do admit, they *are* cool. Then again, their 6 inches. But what in the hell would you do with a 6 - 12 foot gator once hes full grown??

Get eaten by it?

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

You = fail
They're = win

GOT IT!

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

You = fail
They're = win

GOT IT!

There're = fail
They're = win

 

[SSSnail]

I can't help but LULZ at the progression at the changes in thread title. Well done!

 

[James Bond]

One of my best friends in college had a couple alligators. We had leashes for them and used to walk them all over the place.

One of them, before he gave it away, was about 3' long... Most of the time I was just scared to death of it.

They're okay... the most fun I always had was just turning them upside down and watching them fall asleep

 

[Rubycon]

They're not baby alligators. They are selling caiman. They don't get near the size of an alligator however they do grow large enough to become unwelcome guests in most homes.

Whether or not they should sell them as pets - well I won't discuss these kinds of things.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

You = fail
They're = win

GOT IT!

There're = fail
They're = win

Now?

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Farang
There
Their

0/2 only one choice left

Ummm....How about now?

You = fail
They're = win

GOT IT!

There're = fail
They're = win

Now?

You do know that "they're" means "they are" right?

Regardless, "they are" will suffice.

ETA - Don't forget to remove the question mark.