These two thing don't mix well togather (Brutuskend again with a stolen JOKE)

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Brutuskend

Lifer
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One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a check.
There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady. The kid could not help but notice her size. "Dad look at her! She is so huge!"

The father replied, "Be quiet! You must be polite and don't hurt her feelings."

The kid persisted, "But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!"

The father, rather embarrassed, said, "Stop it or I'll take you outside!"

Just about then the ladies pager goes off ... "beep... beep... beep..."

The kid screams "Dad look out! She's backing up!"
 
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Wingznut

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LOL!

That's a paren'ts worst nightmare. I remeber when I was standing on the front porch with my boy when he was about four yrs old... A jogger came by on the sidewalk. He had no shirt on, and I don't think I've ever seen someone so hairy.

Then I hear my son say (VERY loudly, of course), "Ewwwwww! Dad, look at that guy!", as he is pointing right at him.
 
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iamme

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Originally posted by: Wingznut
LOL!

That's a paren'ts worst nightmare. I remeber when I was standing on the front porch with my boy when he was about four yrs old... A jogger came by on the sidewalk. He had no shirt on, and I don't think I've ever seen someone so hairy.

Then I hear my son say (VERY loudly, of course), "Ewwwwww! Dad, look at that guy!", as he is pointing right at him.
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LOL :D
 
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