That is the most hilarious thing I have ever read in my life. Ever! Not kidding or being sarcastic at all. Total gut buster
Anyway at the opening poster,
Does it hurt or does it itch? Any new drugs you've been on? New gloves, lotion, powder or any sort? Any other symptoms?
If it hurts, likely infection or vasculitis. If it itches think allergic/hypersensitivity reaction to something or viral exanthem (viral related rash). Anyway, I'd watch it for a week or 2 and keep an eye out for other symptoms like shortness of breath, fatigue, joint pain, swelling anywhere etc etc. If it persists for like 2 weeks go in and have someone look at you. If it changes or you develop other symptoms go in and get looked at. Otherwise, I wouldn't worry.
@jjsole
Its never laundry detergent by the way.