these peeps won a hot chick/fuglee dude contest

[OBLAMA2009]

omg this dude is awful looking. dat moley schitt on his cheek is a nice nastee touch

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...partner-no-Tom-Cruise-personality-counts.html

 

[highland145]

Looks like you might have a chance....slim but a chance.

 

[Fritzo]

She just got with him because he's a famous movie star.

 

[mmntech]

He's either got a lot of money or a huge hog.

 

[Rhezuss]

Or maybe he's just a nice guy and she's not a b****.

 

[SP33Demon]

She just got with him because he's a famous movie star.

Pop quiz, did you know "Sloth" was the #1 pick in 1973 and won 2 super bowls before making Goonies?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

They've been together for years. There's probably a comfort zone to it.

Otherwise, "Skinny chick gets fake boobs and learns the secret techniques of porn star makeup application, while a guy in his late 20s fails to lose sympathy gut from pregnancy and has poor complexion."

It's so normal I want to shoot myself.

 

[bearxor]

Or maybe he's just a nice guy and she's not a b****.

Woah woah woah woah. Cool your jets. We don't take kindly to this kind of rampant speculation 'round here.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I don't see what the big deal is. Doesn't he look like most british folk do?

 

[AViking]

She's wearing a lot of makeup. Not just a little bit but like porn star a lot. So they might be much closer than you think.

 

[Mai72]

When I was younger I would get so mad when I saw a hot girl with an ugly guy. Now I am older I can rationalize why this happens.

Most women don't place looks as the top when they meet a guy. They place being nice and having a job as traits they look for in a man. Guys are much different. W are very visual. We take points off because a woman doesn't match our definition of beauty. We are much more critical.

 

[highland145]

When I was younger I would get so mad when I saw a hot girl with an ugly guy. Now I am older I can rationalize why this happens.

Most women don't place looks as the top when they meet a guy. They place being nice and having a job as traits they look for in a man. Guys are much different. W are very visual. We take points off because a woman doesn't match our definition of beauty. We are much more critical.

Guess living in the basement is a -1.

 

[Mai72]

Guess living in the basement is a -1.

 

[dank69]

She is ugly and fat. Guy could probably do better. I bet with the make-up off she looks as bad as Megan Fox.

 

[Colt45]

He looks pretty typically british.

Neither of these people even exist anyway, as everything in the daily fail is 100% bullshit.

 

[DigDog]

i am genuinely happy for them both

 

[lozina]

Guys, the most obvious and logical explanation... she's a transexual!

Lola L-O-L-A Lola :whiste:

 

[dank69]

Looks like you might have a chance....slim but a chance.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1bbxzoG5Ek

 

[Rhezuss]

Woah woah woah woah. Cool your jets. We don't take kindly to this kind of rampant speculation 'round here.

LOL i'm sorry good sir, i'm leaving now.

 

[shortylickens]

Actually, if he had the thing cut off his face, shaved, and got some sun, he wouldnt be quite so hideous.

 

[OCGuy]

That guy is probably carrying around a kickstand. Or she is blind.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Looks like you might have a chance....slim but a chance.

:biggrin:

 

[OCGuy]

Minus the unfortunate facial symmetry and structure, that may be close to how I looked next to my high-school GF until I grew into my frame.

 

[disappoint]

That guy is probably carrying around a kickstand. Or she is blind.

At first I was like "So he's a biker?" Then I was like: "You saying this chick is into bik..........Ohhhh..."