There's something about Grape Gatorade that's always puzzled me...

[yukichigai]

Maybe it's because I'm drunk, maybe because even when I'm sober I have very little shame to speak of, but Grape Gatorade confuses me. Specifically, the effects it has on my *ahem* leavings confuses me. After a small bottle of the stuff it looks like I ate an entire box of fluorescent green crayons. I've never understood this reaction: how can something PURPLE leave behind "evidence" which is so very, very GREEN?

Did I mention I'm drunk?

Anyway, since I've had no luck in figuring out the method to this madness I figured I'd ask the wide and varied expertise housed in ATOT in the hopes that someone would know. I figure it's got to be fairly obscure: no other food I know of does it.

 

[SuperSix]

Drunk @ 8:57AM EST?

Anyway - I love grape Gatorade - doesn't have that affect on me.

Strange.

 

[se7en]

Originally posted by: SuperSix
Drunk @ 8:57AM EST?

NICE!! I wish I was.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: SuperSix
Drunk @ 8:57AM EST?

Anyway - I love grape Gatorade - doesn't have that affect on me.

Strange.

I'm on pacific time, and to be more accurate I'm STILL drunk.

 

[Rastus]

Check out the iron content of the Gatorade. You might be anemic and generally need more iron in your diet. If you go to the store and get some iron pills, it will be green and will come out like concrete.

 

[Dirigible]

I've, um, heard that grape Fanta does the same thing.

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: Rastus
Check out the iron content of the Gatorade. You might be anemic and generally need more iron in your diet. If you go to the store and get some iron pills, it will be green and will come out like concrete.

that sounds like a blast, i'll have to give it a shot.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: se7en

Originally posted by: SuperSix
Drunk @ 8:57AM EST?

NICE!! I wish I was.

Were! WERE!!!!

:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

 

[ppdes]

Maybe it has multiple food colorings in it and the body breaks down some and not others.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

it's not grape, it's purple

 

[HardcoreRobot]

there is some common vitamin that will turn your piss into mountain dew

i dont remember it, and i doubt its in grape gatorade, so i dunno

whoops, took a wrong turn at the belly button

if you are looking to drop mini-barneys, eat a box of purple pushup popsicles (if they even make them anymore)

 

[The Boston Dangler]

LOL

 

[MrPickins]

Black licorice does the same thing. (or at least so I've heard )

 

[SoulAssassin]

Back in the day in college we used to make jungle juice damn near every night and sometimes we'd get the purple kool-aid knock off stuff. Everyone would be shitting green the next day...it was always funny when you're partying with a bunch of hot girls and you know in the back of your head what they're in for in the morning.

 

[mattocs]

Trix dose that to me.

And grape Gatorade FTW!

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
it's not grape, it's purple

ROFL.. my favorite flavor is red.

 

[foghorn67]

Lucky Charms does that to me. Okay, excessive three bowls of Lucky Charms does that to me.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
there is some common vitamin that will turn your piss into mountain dew

i dont remember it, and i doubt its in grape gatorade, so i dunno

whoops, took a wrong turn at the belly button

if you are looking to drop mini-barneys, eat a box of purple pushup popsicles (if they even make them anymore)

2x mega men sport vitamins (from GNC) will do it as well. "mountain dew" doesn't even cover it, it's the same color but MUCH MUCH more vivid.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
there is some common vitamin that will turn your piss into mountain dew

i dont remember it, and i doubt its in grape gatorade, so i dunno

whoops, took a wrong turn at the belly button

if you are looking to drop mini-barneys, eat a box of purple pushup popsicles (if they even make them anymore)

2x mega men sport vitamins (from GNC) will do it as well. "mountain dew" doesn't even cover it, it's the same color but MUCH MUCH more vivid.

No kidding. The first time it happened I thought my little brother was f%$#ing with me by putting color-change chemicals in the toilet. I mean, it was damn near day-glow. Truly amazing.

 

[Auric]

Ja, excess vitties will make urine bright yellow (not sure which ones are responsible). But is that the case with Gatorade or is it just the icky food colouring? Can same survive filtering by the body? If so, I suppose it is better that it does pass through!

 

[MisterJackson]

The g/f and I were talking about how what you eat/drink can affect your "taste". A womans diet can have a huge impact on what goes on down there for her as well.

I drink one or two Red Bulls a day, and the other night I asked my g/f if she had more energy after she gave me head. The look on her face was priceless.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Try eating some asparagus the next time you drink grape gatorade. Let me know if your pee glows in the dark. Because man, that'd be awesome to be able to write your name in the snow and have it be seen in the dark.

 

[TheSlamma]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
it's not grape, it's purple

Good call.

 

[nakedfrog]

Grape Kool-Aid can do the same thing.

 

[Steve]

Yellow and blue make green.


Ever have Boo-Berry cereal? I hear enough of it will make your poop turn blue.