There's a dead guy on my front lawn...

[Mike Gayner]

OK it's not my front lawn - I'm visiting my parents after work (it's 6pm) and I went into the garage to steal some tools. Out the window I see a crowd of people and an amberlamps. I went outside to check it out and there's a guy lying on the front lawn with his shirt open and an amberlamps officer performing CPR.

I asked some people and apparently someone just saw him lying there and called 111 (the superior version of your 911). I cared for a little bit, then I noticed gang tattoos. Then I noticed about 15 beer cans, mostly empty, next to him. At this point I went back inside. 5 Minutes later I went back out and there was a sheet over his body/face.

Most likely scenario - he OD'd on something I guess. It didn't appear to be an accident because there were no cuts/scratches etc. This is a really weird occurrence in this area, so it's a bit exciting.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[Scouzer]

amberlamps

 

[eldorado99]

amberlamps

haha, people from down there.

 

[guyver01]

Naw... he committed suicide cuz he couldn't stand being a New Zealander anymore.

no mystery. happens all the time.

 

[paulney]

Nice neighborhood your parents live in. Although, NZ is full of druggies and wannabe gangsters, so no wonder.

 

[sandorski]

Is it true that in the Southern Hemisphere that when you die that your Soul goes directly to Hell for Acceptance/Rejection instead of the Northern Hemispheres directly to Heaven for Acceptance/Rejection?

 

[ahenkel]

911 is superior to 111, for one reason the epically hosted by William Shatner Rescue 911.

 

[Skeeedunt]

So wait... is it even your parent's front lawn? If so, how did me manage to hang out there long enough to drink 15 beers? Also,

amberlamps

 

[Mike Gayner]

Nice neighborhood your parents live in.

This is a really weird occurrence in this area, so it's a bit exciting.

So wait... is it even your parent's front lawn? If so, how did me manage to hang out there long enough to drink 15 beers? Also,

I went outside to check it out and there's a guy lying on the front lawn with his shirt open and an amberlamps officer performing CPR.

Although, NZ is full of druggies and wannabe gangsters, so no wonder.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Also, can't believe how many people don't get the amberlamps reference. Hmmm.

 

[guyver01]

Also, can't believe how many people don't get the amberlamps reference. Hmmm.

 

[Mike Gayner]

I feel a little bad for saying I don't care now - I found out who it is. It's a guy who lives a few doors down who spends a lot of his time sitting at the front of his house, and always gives you a smile and a wave as you walk/drive past.

If the tats are legit, he's definitely a former gang member. Nice guy

 

[grrl]

Also, can't believe how many people don't get the amberlamps reference. Hmmm.

Whoosh!

 

[El Guaraguao]

Mr. Gayner. Gotta change the subject here and present a question to you. Is Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess) a national hero in New Zealand?

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Probably found out his sheep was having an affair with you.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Probably found out his sheep was having an affair with you.

 

[Tsavo]

I asked some people and apparently someone just saw him lying there and called 111 (the superior version of your 911).

111 cannot be superior if there was a dead guy on your lawn. And why do you Kiwi say lawn and not something like mowsie.

 

[I Saw OJ]

NZ has gangs?

 

[Mike Gayner]

Mr. Gayner. Gotta change the subject here and present a question to you. Is Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess) a national hero in New Zealand?

Who?


Ugh this is so fucking gay, the cops wont let me leave this house now and I really want to go home

 

[Newbian]

Poor bastard, his sheep must had left him.

 

[guyver01]

NZ has gangs?

they get tattoos and everything

 

[Newbian]

Who?


Ugh this is so fucking gay, the cops wont let me leave this house now and I really want to go home

Thank god I don't live in a police state like that.... :sneaky:

 

[shortylickens]

When the fuck did they let you back in?

 

[grrl]

thank god i don't live in a police state like that.... :sneaky:

zing!

 

[Arcadio]

NZ has gangs?

This. I thought NZ was all peaceful and serene, with green fields as far as the eye can see, and nothing but beautiful farms and kind people.