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There's a dead guy on my front lawn...

Mike Gayner

Mike Gayner

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OK it's not my front lawn - I'm visiting my parents after work (it's 6pm) and I went into the garage to steal some tools. Out the window I see a crowd of people and an amberlamps. I went outside to check it out and there's a guy lying on the front lawn with his shirt open and an amberlamps officer performing CPR.

I asked some people and apparently someone just saw him lying there and called 111 (the superior version of your 911). I cared for a little bit, then I noticed gang tattoos. Then I noticed about 15 beer cans, mostly empty, next to him. At this point I went back inside. 5 Minutes later I went back out and there was a sheet over his body/face.

Most likely scenario - he OD'd on something I guess. It didn't appear to be an accident because there were no cuts/scratches etc. This is a really weird occurrence in this area, so it's a bit exciting.

Just thought I'd share.
 
Naw... he committed suicide cuz he couldn't stand being a New Zealander anymore.

no mystery. happens all the time.
 
Nice neighborhood your parents live in. Although, NZ is full of druggies and wannabe gangsters, so no wonder.
 
Is it true that in the Southern Hemisphere that when you die that your Soul goes directly to Hell for Acceptance/Rejection instead of the Northern Hemispheres directly to Heaven for Acceptance/Rejection?
 
paulney said:
Nice neighborhood your parents live in.
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Mike Gayner said:
This is a really weird occurrence in this area, so it's a bit exciting.
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Skeeedunt said:
So wait... is it even your parent's front lawn? If so, how did me manage to hang out there long enough to drink 15 beers? Also,
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Mike Gayner said:
I went outside to check it out and there's a guy lying on the front lawn with his shirt open and an amberlamps officer performing CPR.
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paulney said:
Although, NZ is full of druggies and wannabe gangsters, so no wonder.
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don+t+feed+the+troll
 
I feel a little bad for saying I don't care now - I found out who it is. It's a guy who lives a few doors down who spends a lot of his time sitting at the front of his house, and always gives you a smile and a wave as you walk/drive past.

If the tats are legit, he's definitely a former gang member. Nice guy 🙁
 
Mr. Gayner. Gotta change the subject here and present a question to you. Is Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess) a national hero in New Zealand?
 
Mike Gayner said:
I asked some people and apparently someone just saw him lying there and called 111 (the superior version of your 911).
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111 cannot be superior if there was a dead guy on your lawn. And why do you Kiwi say lawn and not something like mowsie.
 
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