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HappyPuppy

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Have you ever heard someone say that? If so, it was probably a person who was laughing their ass of at your ignorant, insipid stupidity.

Of course there are stupid questions. Just think about it.

"Hey Ma, can I stick this steakknife in my eye?".

"Yo, Dude, do you think I should do this?"

"Dad, can I dive through the chipper?"

"Doctor, is this going to hurt?"

I'm sure you can come up with many more stupid questions.
 
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conjur

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"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"


Not a question but usually precedes a very stupid action by a dim-witted redneck. ;)
 
Zim Hosein

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: conjur
"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

Not a question but usually precedes a very stupid action by a dim-witted redneck. ;)
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So poor, so black? ;)
 
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HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: conjur
"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

Not a question but usually precedes a very stupid action by a dim-witted redneck. ;)
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So poor, so black? ;)
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You can do better than that, Zim. Just think about all those good times we shared a sleeping bag. :D

 
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montanafan

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The question I always hate to hear starts with...

I know you're really busy right now, but could you...
 
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imported_goku

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Have you ever heard someone say that? If so, it was probably a person who was laughing their ass of at your ignorant, insipid stupidity.

Of course there are stupid questions. Just think about it.

"Hey Ma, can I stick this steakknife in my eye?".

"Yo, Dude, do you think I should do this?"

"Dad, can I dive through the chipper?"

"Doctor, is this going to hurt?"

I'm sure you can come up with many more stupid questions.
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"doctor, is this going to hurt?" is not a stupid question, it may not actually hurt when you'd think it would and vice versa...
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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pain is mostly in the head I believe.

most of the time the docs and nurses ask me not to keep watching :)

I was able to take my own blood in college, although it took a few tries to get it right (via my arm not a finger prick).

I had a wisdom tooth cut and pulled out (first of four that day), dentist saw me tearing a bit and asked can 'you feel this' poking my gum with something, I was like yeah, but it's not too bad for having a tooth pulled (I was a bit slurred).

He said, 'you shouldn't feel a thing, they missed that one with novacaine.

I was at work by 9am ;)...had to rinse my keyboard out though as I didn't notice the gauze had filled any my mouth was draining into it. I ate lunch that day as well...all against the dr's orders.

:beer:
 
DaTT

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
pain is mostly in the head I believe.

most of the time the docs and nurses ask me not to keep watching :)

I was able to take my own blood in college, although it took a few tries to get it right (via my arm not a finger prick).

I had a wisdom tooth cut and pulled out (first of four that day), dentist saw me tearing a bit and asked can 'you feel this' poking my gum with something, I was like yeah, but it's not too bad for having a tooth pulled (I was a bit slurred).

He said, 'you shouldn't feel a thing, they missed that one with novacaine.

I was at work by 9am ;)...had to rinse my keyboard out though as I didn't notice the gauze had filled any my mouth was draining into it. I ate lunch that day as well...all against the dr's orders.

:beer:
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Does this make you the toughest guy on ATOT? :thumbsup:
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: DaTT
Does this make you the toughest guy on ATOT? :thumbsup:
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I doubt it. I am sort of tough though. I couldn't take a brick to the face though.
 
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remagavon

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
pain is mostly in the head I believe.

most of the time the docs and nurses ask me not to keep watching :)

I was able to take my own blood in college, although it took a few tries to get it right (via my arm not a finger prick).

I had a wisdom tooth cut and pulled out (first of four that day), dentist saw me tearing a bit and asked can 'you feel this' poking my gum with something, I was like yeah, but it's not too bad for having a tooth pulled (I was a bit slurred).

He said, 'you shouldn't feel a thing, they missed that one with novacaine.

I was at work by 9am ;)...had to rinse my keyboard out though as I didn't notice the gauze had filled any my mouth was draining into it. I ate lunch that day as well...all against the dr's orders.

:beer:
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Don't forget that awesome desk.:lips:
 
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The Pentium Guy

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: alkemyst
there are stupid posts though.
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wise words chemist.
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Alchemy doesn't count as chemistry ;).

I doubt it. I am sort of tough though. I couldn't take a brick to the face though.
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Eh? I know my friend's dad accidentally shot his palm with a nailgun and kept on working. You can see a huge scar right on the center of his palm even today.

-The Pentium Guy
 
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