There is no straight way to buy and clean a cucumber

[Mayne]

One of the reasons I don't buy this vegetable.

 

[Sgt. York]

What? You wash it off and slice it. What's difficult about that?

 

[nakedfrog]

It's not a penis, Jimmy.

 

[Mayne]

it feels gay.

 

[lxskllr]

I had two mini cukes for lunch. I slice them, and add salt. Now I'm gonna be self conscious in the mornings. Thanks Mayne! :^D

 

[nakedfrog]

How do you eat bananas?

 

[Sgt. York]

Like corn on the cobb.

 

[Mayne]

sorry. don't get me started on zuccini's

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Its only seems gay because it takes you 5 minutes to clean it with both hands. I wonder if you have good technique.

 

[Mayne]

I look away with one of my eyes and use 1 hand to turn the tap on and let the faucet do the job.

 

[sandorski]

When I see a Long English Cucumber, I weep uncontrollably. True Facts.

 

[ImpulsE69]

He must really freak out with hot dogs and sausage.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Sad state of affairs. It doesn't have to be like this. You've changed.

 

[nakedfrog]

Sad state of affairs. It doesn't have to be like this. You've changed.

Well, yeah, he finally lost the nephew situation.

 

[Mayne]

you guys don't know the half of me,,,,its pretty darn scary.

 

[BudAshes]

Maturing past the mental age of 12 would be a good start.