There is no soulmate for me

[illusion88]

Well im bored, so I figured I would jump on Eharmony and see if I could find my soulmate. I answered there hidiously long questionair only to find that there is no one in the entire world that fits my personality. Well sh!t.

im off to get more wine. Heres to dieing alone.

 

[chuckywang]

So shall it be said. So shall it be done.

 

[tm37]

Soulmates are over rated it is better to bee alone than with someone you do not like.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: tm37
Soulmates are over rated it is better to bee alone than with someone you do not like.

I think one of the qualifications of a soulmate is that you like them.

 

[lavagirl669]

I know someone who is with someone he doesn't like at all just
for the kids' sake....
not sure how healthy that is

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Well im bored, so I figured I would jump on Eharmony and see if I could find my soulmate. I answered there hidiously long questionair only to find that there is no one in the entire world that fits my personality. Well sh!t.

im off to get more wine. Heres to dieing alone.

maybe you'll meet the right girl when you least expect it. no point in being to pessimistic.

 

[pyonir]

you might want to try he-harmony.com. Perhaps they have someone more suited to be your mate.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: pyonir
you might want to try he-harmony.com. Perhaps they have someone more suited to be your mate.

zing!

EDIT: change your avatar...thats mine! :|

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Perhaps THEY haven't signed up for eHarmony yet?

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: illusion88
Well im bored, so I figured I would jump on Eharmony and see if I could find my soulmate. I answered there hidiously long questionair only to find that there is no one in the entire world that fits my personality. Well sh!t.

im off to get more wine. Heres to dieing alone.

maybe you'll meet the right girl when you least expect it. no point in being to pessimistic.

I say give up now. Hope is the first step towards failure

 

[kranky]

If there's not a single person at e-harmony that matches up with you, maybe you need to change some things!

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Well im bored, so I figured I would jump on Eharmony and see if I could find my soulmate. I answered there hidiously long questionair only to find that there is no one in the entire world that fits my personality. Well sh!t.

im off to get more wine. Heres to dieing alone.

Well, thats sucks big time

 

[moshquerade]

soulmates are so overrated

 

[Pliablemoose]

Start collecting cats, lots of cats...

 

[ISAslot]

It takes some time for eharmony to find a match. It's not instant.

 

[boomerang]

It's time to join the monastery then.

 

[MrYAK]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Well im bored, so I figured I would jump on Eharmony and see if I could find my soulmate. I answered there hidiously long questionair only to find that there is no one in the entire world that fits my personality. Well sh!t.

im off to get more wine. Heres to dieing alone.

you are a great person, ppl like you, you have good qualities, you are a great person. now that you feel better, stop sucking and go pick up a drunk hot chick at a bar.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Well im bored, so I figured I would jump on Eharmony and see if I could find my soulmate. I answered there hidiously long questionair only to find that there is no one in the entire world that fits my personality. Well sh!t.

im off to get more wine. Heres to dieing alone.

I bet there is a girl out there that also doesn't have a soulmate on eharmony. you two share something in common, so that's a start.

 

[meltdown75]

off to get more wHine? meh, you have plenty already.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: ISAslot
It takes some time for eharmony to find a match. It's not instant.

no, eharmony basically says you are hopeless and they cant help you. happened to a friend of mine

 

[KingPhil]

What? Cant find a girl with the following?

Likes Golf
Likes Beer
Has a flat head for placing the beer
Has big knockers

 

[40Hands]

Harm yourself, sue e-harmony, then profit?

 

[shud]

I heard a call to Russia can solve your problem.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Perhaps THEY haven't signed up for eHarmony yet?

QFT

 

[FoBoT]

dang that is harsh

they could have at least programmed it to "fake crash" or something if it couldn't find a person for you