There is like shards of glass and beer everywhere

[Mill]

I dropped a bottle of Turbo Dog and now my kitchen floor is suffering and this glass is impossible to get up. Plus the maids just came on Thursday. I'm too drunk to clean it up.

 

[Spoooon]

Walk around the kitchen barefoot until you've picked up all the glass.

If you're drunk enough, you won't feel a thing.

 

Deal with it tomorrow.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream....