There is help for all you S@H people...

BGod

Golden Member
Oct 9, 1999
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If your're feeling down about stats outages, the bandwidth problems, or just how low in the stats you really are. You should check HERE.
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Smoke

Distributed Computing Elite Member
Jan 3, 2001
12,650
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Oh my goodness! Look at this before and after photo! Tell me it isn't so!

:Q

:D

/how in the devil did you find this in the first place?
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134!
 

Migroo

Diamond Member
Jul 14, 2001
4,488
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help? problems?


I'm fine...

*rocks back and forth, watching for the inevitable clown attack...*:eek:
 

htmlmasterdave

Golden Member
Jul 13, 2001
1,309
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lmao :D



<< help? problems?


I'm fine...

*rocks back and forth, watching for the inevitable clown attack...*:eek:
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networkman

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
10,436
1
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:D

Your SETI mental health score is: 78

An ambulance and attendants with a new white jacket for you are on the way.


Oh cool - company is coming over! :Q :D

 

bbarnes

Senior member
Mar 18, 2000
421
0
0
Your SETI Mental Health Evaluation score is 44

A room as be reserved in your name at Carolyn's Clinic. Please seek help


Oh yeah - I got somewhere to stay for a while now.
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
58,686
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139?! :Q

I remember when I had only 139 WUs....oh so long ago...I was a mere rookie, unwise to the ways of the CLI.
 

Tetsuo316

Golden Member
Mar 14, 2000
1,825
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102.

i'm now writing this from a room in the clinic. things are nice here. it's so nice. you guys should come see how nice it really is. they will be nice to you too. not spending so much time doing seti is nice. my family is nice too. i enjoyed seeing them for the first time in months. nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice ...
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
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Bah, only 107. I must be slippin' Time to upgrade!
 
May 31, 2001
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109. It says someone is coming to visit me. I wonder if they would like to see the new additions to my gun collection? o_O
 

IJump

Diamond Member
Feb 12, 2001
4,640
11
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102 for me.

Maybe all of these scores explain our high per participant rate of WU production. I wonder if all these people coming to visit us will join our team??

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Hi, my name is Bob, and if you think I have a problem, you should see the other people on my team....... ;)
 

ElFenix

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Mar 20, 2000
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i must be normal because i can't even find the quiz!
 

artemedes

Senior member
Nov 3, 1999
778
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I didn't see it at first either.

Page w/ quiz


Hmm, I scored an 86, but still got the messege about ambulance and attendents coming to visit me.

Thanks that was fun.
 

mechBgon

Super Moderator<br>Elite Member
Oct 31, 1999
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You know, I've heard that many ambulances and public health workers' vehicles are now equipped with (YES) computers. ;) Maybe someone can create a diversion while we sneak into the vehicles and assimilate-- ...no wait, we need permission... hmmm.... :confused:
 

Assimilator1

Elite Member
Nov 4, 1999
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Lol thanks Bgod:) ,I remember now someone posted a link to that site a long time ago ,but it got lost in the mists of time;)

Hmm I only got a score of 74 & ambulance is on its way,I guess that's why I'm slipping down the charts!;)
 

Confused

Elite Member
Nov 13, 2000
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<< You know, I've heard that many ambulances and public health workers' vehicles are now equipped with (YES) computers. ;) Maybe someone can create a diversion while we sneak into the vehicles and assimilate-- ...no wait, we need permission... hmmm.... :confused: >>



LMAO! Gotta get that permission....maybe say you'll run it under their account, but actually run it under yours! :D

Or otherwise go threaten them with that hammer you used to smash the motherboard ;)

I got a perfect 100 :)

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