There is a spider in my cubicle *7/16/08 final, tragic update*

Ns1

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He has created the PERFECT web. However he is blocking storage space.

Do I kill it, or let it live?


ATOT will decide his fate.

7/16/08

Alas, I went out to grab some food during my break. When I came back, spidey was gone, as was much of his web. I guess the person who is responsible for watering the plants "removed" it.
 

Ns1

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No camera at work.

it's quite an extensive web, spanning about 18" x 18".
 

Axoliien

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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: lizardth
Catch it in a glass and take it to your bosses/coworkers cube and release it.

There we go, that's better.

Agreed! Especially if your boss is deathly afraid of spiders and cries like a little girl when sighted...
 
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Originally posted by: Axoliien
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: lizardth
Catch it in a glass and take it to your bosses/coworkers cube and release it.

There we go, that's better.

Agreed! Especially if your boss is deathly afraid of spiders and cries like a little girl when sighted...

If that's the case you better have a cell phone camera that takes video, record it, and put it up on Break/Youtube :)
 

oddyager

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Kill. It's going to mate (if it hasn't already) and then they will spread and John Goodman isn't going to be around to help you stop it!!
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Axoliien
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: lizardth
Catch it in a glass and take it to your bosses/coworkers cube and release it.

There we go, that's better.

Agreed! Especially if your boss is deathly afraid of spiders and cries like a little girl when sighted...

If that's the case you better have a cell phone camera that takes video, record it, and put it up on Break/Youtube :)

:thumbsup:
 

Ns1

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Now with pollage.

Will update tomorrow (cuz getting Ns1'd doesn't sound nearly as cool as getting goosed)
 

imported_Section8

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Leave the spider in your cube. When you have meetings consult with the spider on various decisions. And give it a name, like Phil.
 

effowe

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Originally posted by: Section8
Leave the spider in your cube. When you have meetings consult with the spider on various decisions. And give it a name, like Syringer.

Fixed
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: Section8
Leave the spider in your cube. When you have meetings consult with the spider on various decisions. And give it a name, like Phil.

Rufus.

You need a poll for names.
 

FDF12389

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Originally posted by: Section8
Leave the spider in your cube. When you have meetings consult with the spider on various decisions. And give it a name, like Phil.

:thumbsup:
 

djdawn

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Grab some canned air, turn it upside down, give him a good dose and freeze him, then leave him there as an example to his brethren as to not encroach upon your land.

Or you can grab some paper, coax him onto it and relocate him to a more appropriate area. Say, that creepy guy's cube in your department.
 

imported_Imp

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Kill it. You don't, it'll come back or haunt someone else. Lets just hope its 1000 children haven't hatched yet.
 

Injury

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Eighteen. EIGHTEEN REPLIES BEFORE ANYONE THOUGHT TO BRING UP SYRINGER.

I'm so ashamed of you, ATOT.