There is a REALLLLYYYY creepy guy in my house right now

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Phoenix15

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He's with the pest control service. They are walking around outside spraying the lawn and the treeline. He keeps checking out everything that I have out there. (Boat, ATV) THe last time he was here my wife said he ws opening closets and looking in.


If I don't respond in a few minutes, it's because he killed me and drank my blood. :(
 
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Well, just think.. remember that kid who would spend recesses burning ants with a magnifying glass? That's probably him.
 
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i hope this wont end up in the news "murder victim last posted on anandtech forum to help police catch killer"

you know, kinda like the time when the guy in queens nyc and his sister got killed but the sis's ex-bf and he last posted on xanga
 
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Phoenix15

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He's so ugly he looks as if he has a medical condition or something. He is also strangely built. He has the massive chest and these tiny little bytch legs. He just stares at you when you speak to him. :shudder: I think I'm going with a different pest control company next time. :(
 
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EKKC

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please more description of the guy so if he kills you we can hand over to the cops. and also name of the pest control company. the name of the guy would also help.
 
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sao123

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remember that scene from MIB 1 when he puts the bug sprayer down the guys throat?

well er yeah... theres an idea to get rid of him.
 
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Phoenix15

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Originally posted by: EKKC
please more description of the guy so if he kills you we can hand over to the cops. and also name of the pest control company. the name of the guy would also help.
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See above post. Just remember.......bytch legs.
 
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Originally posted by: Phoenix15
He's so ugly he looks as if he has a medical condition or something. He is also strangely buily. He has the massive chest and these tiny little bytch legs. He just stares at you when you speak to him. :shudder: I think I'm going with a different pest control company next time. :(
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! B*tch legs, now that's funny. :laugh:
 
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shilala

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He's teh fvckin bug guy. How's he going to find bugs if he doesn't look for them?
Doy. :confused:
 
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Phoenix15

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Originally posted by: shilala
He's teh fvckin bug guy. How's he going to find bugs if he doesn't look for them?
Doy. :confused:
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I don't remember telling them that I have bugs on my 4 wheeler
 
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i dont know why but i keep visualizing this guy as the guy who was the mansion caretaker in scary movie 2. he was freaky
 
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Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Originally posted by: shilala
He's teh fvckin bug guy. How's he going to find bugs if he doesn't look for them?
Doy. :confused:
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I don't remember telling them that I have bugs on my 4 wheeler
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Right. Bugs would never get on a 4 wheeler or a boat. My mistake. I have no idea what I was thinking.
Go kick his nuts in. He deserves it.

 
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Phoenix15

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
pest guys are supposed to look in closets and dark places, he has to find bugs you know
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But does he have to do it so........... creepily?
I keep waiting on him to try on some of my wife's clothes or something.
 
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