There was a very unattractive (read: shitass ugly) female doing some kind of yoga or karate shit during UCSD's John Muir graduation this past Saturday. One of my friends made the remark quietly to me how entertainment had arrived because I was lying on the grass with my eyes closed (the speakers were bad) and I got up and said a bit too loudly "Who? The karate kid 5 over there?" and she stopped for a few minutes.
Then she kept right on going, in the middle of the fvcking graduation!