My brain's academy award winning narrative as I was driving home about 5 minutes ago.
"You, Dumbass, drive more carefully cause you almost didn't see those people crossing the street in the dark. Good thing we stopped in time. Hey that's interesting. I've never been able to push the brake pedal in this far...wait that's the floor...and we're still moving...Uhhhh...that's really...not good.. err, fuck? I'm gonna turn off now cause my friend adrenaline just got here, feel free to bring me back in about 15 minutes. :Q"
Fortunately I was only about 2 blocks from my house and no one was in the way for the left turn...which apparently mr. adrenaline decided was the best course of action.
RIP '91 Camry, fixing all your rusted-out lines would cost more than you're worth :brokenheart:.
I need a drink.
"You, Dumbass, drive more carefully cause you almost didn't see those people crossing the street in the dark. Good thing we stopped in time. Hey that's interesting. I've never been able to push the brake pedal in this far...wait that's the floor...and we're still moving...Uhhhh...that's really...not good.. err, fuck? I'm gonna turn off now cause my friend adrenaline just got here, feel free to bring me back in about 15 minutes. :Q"
Fortunately I was only about 2 blocks from my house and no one was in the way for the left turn...which apparently mr. adrenaline decided was the best course of action.
RIP '91 Camry, fixing all your rusted-out lines would cost more than you're worth :brokenheart:.
I need a drink.
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