There goes the planet - apes learn how to make fire

[brainhulk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcN7lHSD5Y

And apparently toast some marshmallows D:

 

[mmntech]

Damn you, damn your marshmallows all to hell!

 

[Jeff7]

Great.

Now teach them how to use written language and let's see how far they go.

 

[Jaskalas]

Cavemen did not have matches.

CALLING SHENS!

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Now let's give 1000 of then typewriters and finally test this theory!

 

[Leros]

This is just a nicely edited video. Notice how there is a nicely built fire and then the chimp just throws some sticks on top?

 

[mmntech]

Now let's give 1000 of then typewriters and finally test this theory!

1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters and you get ATOT. :sneaky:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters and you get ATOT. :sneaky:

So DON'T give them typewriters.

 

[mrjminer]

This is just a nicely edited video. Notice how there is a nicely built fire and then the chimp just throws some sticks on top?

They showed him lighting the match, but he dropped the match from what they showed, then cut to a happy monkey face. After that, they just cut to the stick on fire. The location of where the fire started and how much the fire spread was about in-line with the time they cut to his face and where the match was dropped from what I could tell. Looked like the match was dropped on the kindling, too. Poor editing, but I doubt this is fake. Monkeys can do a lot of simple shit.

Might be time to watch Harry and the Hendersons.

Also, this was a good comment on the video:

What a fucking idiot, he fucking burned the shit out of it

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wait until they invent gun powder...

 

[sandorski]

Apes learned how to make Fire millennia ago. Now they fling their shit on the Internet.

 

[SagaLore]

So DON'T give them typewriters.

You end up with ATOT and only mods talking to each other. :sneaky:

 

[KeithP]

This is just a nicely edited video. Notice how there is a nicely built fire and then the chimp just throws some sticks on top?

Not only that, there are only small sticks on the fire that it shows him building but the fire he is roasting the marshmallows on has much bigger pieces of wood on it.

Notice the title of the video, it is a preview for a new show. This video was carefully edited to make it appear that much more was going on then actually was to promote a new show. Media companies have no problem lying to you if there is money to be made.

-KeithP

 

[Jeff7]

Wait until they invent gun powder...

What Would William Shatner Do?

 

[BeeBoop]

Not fake. His name is Kanzi. He knows a lot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBlDGX95eys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRM7vTrIIis


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[jbz]

Not fake. His name is Kanzi. He knows a lot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBlDGX95eys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRM7vTrIIis


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I love this guy. He plays Pac-Man!