There are some pre pubescent kids skating on my front steps

[TehMac]

They're lucky they're not skating on my tiles, but I guess they're liking the very shallow steps we have in the front...I'm tempted to kick them off for invasion of privacy, but I'd have a feeling they'd act all tough (because 99% of Skaters are retards) or egg my house for Thanksgiving. Or something like that. Eitherway, it's pissing me off.

Whatever.

I'm going to lax now, but it's really odd to see people skating down your steps.

You know, I don't know if I should feel mad that they're coming on my place without permission, or if I should feel sad because it used to be a pretty lax attitude on such things.

What I'm worried about is if they fall and crack their no brained skulls. Then it's my ass in trouble.

Hrmm.

 

[KLin]

Run outside naked. That'll scare them off.

 

[imported_LoKe]

You're afraid of pre-pubescent boys. :laugh:

Originally posted by: KLin
Run outside naked. That'll scare them off.

He'd probably be arrested. =p

 

[buck]

Three options here.

1. Ignore it.

2. Tell them to move along.

3. Post about it to a forum of nerds.



<--Nerd

 

[Capt Caveman]

I recommend growing a pair.

 

[compnovice]

Tell them you are a priest...

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: LoKe
You're afraid of pre-pubescent boys. :laugh:

Originally posted by: KLin
Run outside naked. That'll scare them off.

He'd probably be arrested. =p

Yeah man, this is California, girls can run naked, but not guys.


I'm not afraid of pre pubescents insomuch I just don't want to have to deal with all the subsequent retardation remarks, that and, half of me says, "who cares?"

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: TehMac
girls can run naked.

brt

 

[PepePeru]

'boys, can you go ahead and vamoose...VAMOOSE, I SAY!'

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: TehMac
What I'm worried about is if they fall and crack their no brained skulls. Then it's my ass in trouble..

Given today's litigious society, this is a real risk you face.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Go out there and spray them with the hose, or turn the sprinklers on.

 

[George P Burdell]

Get a badass dog.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
Go out there and spray them with the hose, or turn the spriklers on.

I was considering nailing them with a squirt gun ( a real drencher) but it is rather bitter out, and the sudden moisture might make them slip and crack skulls, which defeats the purpose of me warding em off. Anyway, they seem to be skating around the neighborhood like little retards so whatevs.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Go out and talk to them about skating back in the day. When 'decks' were boards with metal roller skates nailed on. Throw in a few 'rads' and 'gnarlys' and, I guarantee they'll disappear like smoke.

 

[IronWing]

Do you have a bible or other religious text handy? Go forth and preach the Word, Brother TehMac!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

1. Cock a shotgun
2. Yell "Git off mah lawn!"
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

 

[se7en]

I would just be cool with them honestly. Just wak out and tell them its your property but as long as they dont fvck with stuff you don't care.

I used to skate and yeah if we were hassled by some asshat we would jack some stuff up. Eggs would be the least of your concern as well. . .

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer

Go out and talk to them about skating back in the day. When 'decks' were boards with metal roller skates nailed on. Throw in a few 'rads' and 'gnarlys' and, I guarantee they'll disappear like smoke.

:laugh:

 

[pstylesss]

Shoot them in the chest.

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer

Go out and talk to them about skating back in the day. When 'decks' were boards with metal roller skates nailed on. Throw in a few 'rads' and 'gnarlys' and, I guarantee they'll disappear like smoke.

:laugh:

But seriously, ^^ I think that will do it.

 

[mooglemania85]

Bust out a video camera, and just stand there pretending to film them. Be sure to grunt and groan a lot as well. That should give them a good case of the willy-nillys, and guarantee that they do not ever come back.

 

[Chryso]

Shake your cane at them.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: se7en
I would just be cool with them honestly. Just wak out and tell them its your property but as long as they dont fvck with stuff you don't care.

I used to skate and yeah if we were hassled by some asshat we would jack some stuff up. Eggs would be the least of your concern as well. . .

yeah, turns out I know one of them, friend's little brother, so I didn't care. I'm not old, lol, I just sound old because I don't think like people my age.

Originally posted by: ironwing
Do you have a bible or other religious text handy? Go forth and preach the Word, Brother TehMac!

ROFLMFAO!!!


I am thinking of getting a sign: "Beware of Priest"

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: LoKe
You're afraid of pre-pubescent boys. :laugh:

Originally posted by: KLin
Run outside naked. That'll scare them off.

He'd probably be arrested. =p

He wouldn't have to worry about his steps at least.

Handful of ball bearings FTW...