There are no words...

[Whoozyerdaddy]

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Woman-Accused-of-Cutting-Off-Husbands-Penis-125423033.html

A woman was in custody Tuesday for allegedly poisoning her estranged husband, cutting off his penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal.

I wonder if the jury will get this one right?

 

[illusion88]

Lorena Bobbit?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Lorena Bobbit?

No... even more viscious. She threw it in the garbage disposal... D:

No chance to re-attach.

 

[highland145]

Sad to see. Glad it ain't me.

 

[moshquerade]

there are words... three words....

W
T
F
?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Irrecoverable loss.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Can you imagine being tied to the bed listening to your penis go *thubb thub thub bzz bzz thubie thub* in the garbage disposal like a bad piece of chicken?

 

[Texashiker]

Could have been worse, she could have drugged him, cut off his penis, ground it up, used it to make a soup, and then fed it back to him.

 

[SandEagle]

is him died?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Not one of the charges was of sexual nature. The sexist anti-male judiciary system strikes again.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Ow.

 

[rasczak]

 

[Krazy4Real]

What a bitch!

 

[Cogman]

"When he awoke, the woman grabbed his penis and cut it off"

... WTH! So, he didn't wake up to find his penis was missing, she waited till he woke up so he could feel the pain!

This lady be crazy.

BTW, who wants to bet that this guys STILL gets screwed over in divorce court?

 

[Away]

Whiskey.

 

[Skitzer]

She'll get off ... will just claim spouse abuse.

A word of advice though, if you're going through a bad divorce, don't live in the same house as the woman you're divorcing.

 

[TheVrolok]

She'll get off ... will just claim abuse.

Probably true, on both accounts. Should she? Nope.

 

[wischeez]

Pieces of the penis were taken to the hospital, but it remained unclear whether surgeons were able to reattach it.

 

[maniacalpha1-1]

Sexual or not, that is to say, even if what you did was cut someone's hand off, this kind of crime should be capital.

 

[amdhunter]

Ugly immigrant? She'll get the chair.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

destroy her vagina

 

[coldmeat]

If we can grow a trachea using stem cells, can't we grow a new penis?

 

[Red Squirrel]

She's a woman, he's a man, somehow he'll get charged for abuse or something and he'll go to jail. At the end of the divorce she'll also get the house, his car and all his other belongings.

That's usually how these things work out. :/ I'd be pissed off (no pun intended) if I was him. Life pretty much ruined and not even his fault.

 

[ShawnD1]

She's a woman, he's a man, somehow he'll get charged for abuse or something and he'll go to jail. At the end of the divorce she'll also get the house, his car and all his other belongings.

That's usually how these things work out. :/ I'd be pissed off (no pun intended) if I was him. Life pretty much ruined and not even his fault.

Maybe he'll get some kind of porno deal. That other no-penis guy got to make a movie with huge tits star Letha Weapons. Google Image search that one at work, I date ya

 

[NFS4]