There are few geek comedies that are finer than Real Genius

NuclearNed

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Real Genius

Chris Knight : Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker : She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight : Oh. Then I guess you have.

Chris Knight : Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Mitch : The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight : Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch : No...
Chris Knight : Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
 

blackdogdeek

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god: and stop touching yourself
kent: it IS god

chris: in the immortal words of socrates, "i drank what?"
 

trilks

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Ah, love that movie. Chris is friggin hilarious, but Mitch is a huge dork. Kind of like me.
 

NuclearNed

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It came out when I was in the 8th or 9th grade - I forget which - but at the time I didn't get a lot of the jokes. Now I think it's hilarious.
 

TheAudit

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Professor Hathaway : When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight : I got a haircut?
 

VictorLazlo

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^^^ How did those two post the exact same thing?

Edit: One has a period, the other does not. My mistake.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: VictorLazlo
^^^ How did those two post the exact same thing?

Edit: One has a period, the other does not. My mistake.

LAZLO BUDDY!
 

Tremulant

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Originally posted by: VictorLazlo
^^^ How did those two post the exact same thing?

Edit: One has a period, the other does not. My mistake.

Wow. Just noticed that. Weird, huh?
 

nakedfrog

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"You're all just a bunch of degenerates!"
"We are? What about that time I found you naked with a bowl of Jello?"
"... It was hot, and I was hungry!"
 

Feldenak

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Bodie: Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners.

Just watched it the other night. :)
 

wfbberzerker

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Chris Knight: Don't eat that!
Girl:Huh?
Chris Knight: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!