There are 10 kinds of people in this world...

[TheChort]

Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he asks to pay, the bartender responds,
"For you, no charge"


Two atoms bumb into each other in the street
Atom1: What's wrong, you look depressed
Atom2: I lost an electron
Atom1: Are you sure?
Atom2: I'm positive


Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
A: Mouse Sin Theta Elephant

 

[dds14u]

what an original...:disgust:

 

[amol]

No, it's:

Those who have heard that joke and those who joined the internet today.

 

[Iron Addict]

Congrats! You're the 1billion'th person to tell these jokes!

 

[dxkj]

You only listed 2 types of people, not 10, you have 8 more to go.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: TheChort
Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he asks to pay, the bartender responds,
"For you, no charge"


Two atoms bumb into each other in the street
Atom1: What's wrong, you look depressed
Atom2: I lost an electron
Atom1: Are you sure?
Atom2: I'm positive


Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
A: Mouse Sin Theta Elephant

on a scale of 1--10.....it registers way below 0.....sad

 

[her209]

Q: How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Kyanzes]

/bump

 

[Journer]

what do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wired fence....

utter distruction....bwahahahah

what do you say to the crying child running in circles?
"shut up or ill nail your other foot to the groun!"

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Journer
what do you say to the crying child running in circles?
"shut up or ill nail your other foot to the groun!"

:laugh:

 

[SolMiester]

Originally posted by: Journer
what do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wired fence....

udder distruction....bwahahahah

Fixed!

 

[Oblivionaire]

Originally posted by: SolMiester

Originally posted by: Journer
what do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wired fence....

udder destruction....bwahahahah

Fixed!

Fixed squared.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Amol
No, it's:

Those who have heard that joke and those who joined the internet today.

Yep.

Bunch of groaners.