Theory vs. Reality

[JC]

Son: "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"
Dad: "Well, son, go ask your mother if she'd have sex with the neighbor for $500,000."
<son goes and asks mother>
Mother: "For $500,000? Yes, I think I would!"
<son returns to dad>
Son: "She said yes, dad."
Dad: "Now go and ask your sister if she'd have sex with the neighbor for $500,000."
<goes and asks sister>
Son: "She said yes, too. But what does this have to do with theory and reality, dad?"
Dad: "Well, in theory, we're millionaires. But in reality, we're living with a couple of whores!"


:laugh:

 

[parsley007]

heard it before, but still funny :beer:

 

[JC]

Aww come on....got good laughs at work today!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

I gave a slight exhale of air. It was mediocre at best, but keep trying. You're bound to hit a funny one after a while.

 

[Syringer]

😀

 

[Schadenfroh]

:beer:

 

[Mucho]

😀

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
I gave a slight exhale of air. It was mediocre at best, but keep trying. You're bound to hit a funny one after a while.

boo! i think its funny!

 

[Mallow]

heard it but funny 🙂