- Feb 1, 2000
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Son: "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"
Dad: "Well, son, go ask your mother if she'd have sex with the neighbor for $500,000."
<son goes and asks mother>
Mother: "For $500,000? Yes, I think I would!"
<son returns to dad>
Son: "She said yes, dad."
Dad: "Now go and ask your sister if she'd have sex with the neighbor for $500,000."
<goes and asks sister>
Son: "She said yes, too. But what does this have to do with theory and reality, dad?"
Dad: "Well, in theory, we're millionaires. But in reality, we're living with a couple of whores!"
:laugh:
Dad: "Well, son, go ask your mother if she'd have sex with the neighbor for $500,000."
<son goes and asks mother>
Mother: "For $500,000? Yes, I think I would!"
<son returns to dad>
Son: "She said yes, dad."
Dad: "Now go and ask your sister if she'd have sex with the neighbor for $500,000."
<goes and asks sister>
Son: "She said yes, too. But what does this have to do with theory and reality, dad?"
Dad: "Well, in theory, we're millionaires. But in reality, we're living with a couple of whores!"
:laugh:
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