Theory: Porn consumption speeds wound and injury recovery. also aids sports recovery. May slow down aging

[Naer]

Watching procreation can help multiply cell recovery in your body and even slow down cell decay. Like on a parallel example, when you watch food network, that gives you hunger, makes you hungry. Watching the act that creates life can birth cells in your body. I notice this with my surgical injuries. After a good porn watching session, i notice my chest wall get a bit better. Notice, cracking. which is a good sign

Thoughts?

 

[highland145]

Well, since I've taken over for Alky, my knees and shoulders are still shot.

Should I be doing anal?

Dang, Alky, the secrets. Gotta give the secrets.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd science it. Hard to have a sufficient population with one, but you have 10 each fingers and toes. Break one, and do nothing. Note how long it takes to heal. Break the next one, and watch porn. Note how long it takes to heal. Keep alternating 18 more times, and a pattern(or not) should develop.

 

[highland145]

I'd science it. Hard to have a sufficient population with one, but you have 10 each fingers and toes. Break one, and do nothing. Note how long it takes to heal. Break the next one, and watch porn. Note how long it takes to heal. Keep alternating 18 more times, and a pattern(or not) should develop.

Agree, OP, get on it.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

What about....... actual procreation?

Or is just watching others procreate that contributes?

 

[Naer]

What about....... actual procreation?

Or is just watching others procreate that contributes?

I'm talking about strict video watching, as actual sex requires you to actually give something, and real sex is less efficient in giving that novelty factor. Being a full irl gigolo or player is very risky in order to hit that novetly variance . Requires stress to be put up front to be successfull at it. A viewer viewing from his home requires zero stress, which is crucial for sports or injury recovery.

 

[highland145]

What about....... actual procreation?

Or is just watching others procreate that contributes?

I'm talking about strict video watching, as actual sex requires you to actually give something, and real sex is less efficient in giving that novelty factor. Being a full irl gigolo or player is very risky in order to hit that novetly variance . Requires stress to be put up front to be successfull at it. A viewer viewing from his home requires zero stress, which is crucial for sports or injury recovery.

So lesbians are out?

 

[sandorski]

I wasn't looking for an excuse, but now I have one.

Congrats on discovering the Cure for Cancer.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I tried accelerated consumption of porn to get over a sports injury, but it made my tennis elbow worse, not better.

 

[highland145]

I tried accelerated consumption of porn to get over a sports injury, but it made my tennis elbow worse, not better.

DSM5 says you can get a check. woot.

 

[Fritzo]

"May slow down aging"

Me: