TheFlyingPig quotes

[JEDI]

So who archived most/all of his quotes?

LINK pls!


/Everyone knows this

This has turned into a callout thread and is thus locked. Penalties being assessed to those who have most stepped over the line. -Admin DrPizza

 

[HamburgerBoy]

His posts are still all available. Have the powers that be announced a future purge? :'(

EDIT: But slightly on topic, here is our savior's first gift to forumkind.

It's all a vast NEOCON conspiracy to make you FEAR AL QAEDA. Who defines them you ask? The NEOCON COMMANDERS who are also a part of this conspiracy of EVIL, thats who! They want you to believe that there are MILLIONS of AL QAEDA TERRORISTS in Iraq so they can justify staying there longer. Why do they want to stay longer? Because they are all PROFITING from this war! Don't you see?! The longer we stay, the more the NEOCONS profit! AL QAEDA is nothing more than a NEOCON fabrication!

Blessed be his word.

 

[Oil]

Amen

 

[lxskllr]

Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2034370&highlight=bud

Edit:
Screwed link

 

[olds]

http://forums.anandtech.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=29084154

 

[xanis]

Jack Bauer is just a poor imitation of myself, therefore I refuse to watch his shenanigans.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=30910283&postcount=6

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Shit. Ok, ok, I lied about everything. I'm just a nerd living in a basement posting nonsense to an internet forum. There I admitted the truth. Now please don't report me to interpol. I'm sure they'd take it seriously if you did. Please God, don't let anything bad happen to me. Please God.

I do my best to be unhelpful and hostile. It's gotten me banned a few times though. I guess I just need to refine my technique.

I was warned to stop responding to posts solely with "oh", which I was using as my default response for every thread with 0 replies to it. Some on this board took notice and called mommy on me. It's pathetic, but I must obey, or I will be banned for months. I cannot allow this to happen. ATOT has proved to be a ripe recruiting ground for my army, and I cannot give it up under any circumstances. It is vital to my future success.

And these are examples of how he is so brilliant. Any mediocre troll can find one way to get under people's skin and then quickly be treated with forum Accutane, but he is a pragmatist and feels no need to stay with one particular method. He actually adapts to his environment, and I assure you, at one point he will evolve to such heights that no living specimen will find themselves genetically comparable to his beauty.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm a fucking dumbass. Everyone knows this.

 

[lxskllr]

Whoops. I had 2 tabs open, and picked the wrong link. Fixed now :^)

 

[lupi]

I'm a fucking dumbass. Everyone knows this.

ain't that the truth.

 

[Modular]

Why was he banned?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Why was he banned?

For attempting to console a forum member who lost his pet cat. Everyone knows this.

 

[foghorn67]

I'm a fucking dumbass. Everyone knows this.

sig worthy.

:awe:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

sig worthy.

:awe:

It is far more entertaining to watch an imbecile insist he is otherwise. Everyone knows this.

 

[Heller]

i got his autograph, I'll sell you a photocopied version for three hundred. If your lucky.

 

[Nintendesert]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2034370&highlight=bud

Edit:
Screwed link

Best TFP post ever. That response of his was so epic that Bud Ashes himself had to respond to it again, a year later and dredge up his own ownage because it stung so deep.

Excellent workmanship by TFP.

 

[gar3555]

to quote TFP, "...everyone knows this."

 

[Dominato3r]

This idea actually has some merit. It is sad, but expected that liberal ATOT would dismiss this idea as something that "makes no sense". To a thinking man, like myself, the idea of a corpse smelling dogs is brilliant, and would, in fact, aid law enforcement in the capture of serial killers and murderers. A dogs nose can distinguish between millions of different smells, and thus would easily be able to detect a decomposing human buried in a shallow grave down in a basement and covered with cement. Unfortunately foolish liberals always have to act like children tossing jokes and acting like fools, whenever confronted with an idea that offends them as shown in this thread. Murder is a real issue and the liberals here just treat it like a joke. Pathetic.

This

 

[coreyb]

my favourite poster by far, he is a master comedian!

 

[zokudu]

You know Hamburger Boy every one of your posts makes my day. Over and over again.

 

[Greenman]

Bush league.

 

[Tristicus]

Bap neigh nuckah nuck saigh nuckah nuck suckah nuck nah.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

He was such a talented beatboxer, cut down in his prime. :'(

 

[zinfamous]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2034370&highlight=bud

Edit:
Screwed link

that one is awesome.

:thumbsup:

 

[shortylickens]

I liked his petition to become a moderator. He went on a fairly good rant that time.
And if his profile is still around after his ban, all you gotta do is click on it and find more posts by theflyingpig. No big deal. If they delete his profile and all his posts (which is done on rare occasions) then you will never know he existed except for people who quoted him.
At that point Google is your best bet.