The young blonde in louisiana

[episodic]

There was this young blonde woman on vacation in south Louisiana.

She was determined to get a pair of alligator shoes. After she visited 2 or three merchants - she was disgusted with the prices that she could not afford. She sighed and told the 3 rd merchant that she was just gonna go and kill her own dang alligator to get the shoes.

The merchant chuckled and said, "By all means ma'am, go ahead and try."

The blond storms out mad that she was being mocked.

Late that afternoon the merchant was on the way home and he looked off to his side and noticed the blonde in a bayou waist deep with a large alligator headed right for her.

He stops is pickup truck and gets out and yells for her to get out of the water as the 8 ft gator approached.

Suprised, he sees her grab the gator - flip it over in a moment of rage - and stab it repeatedly in the stomach.

He watches the tiny young lady drag the monster of a gator out of the water and flipped it over on the bank.

Then he notices 8 or 9 other gators - dead - on their backs as well right in that area.


Just then he overheard the blonde screamed in rage, "9 dang gators and not one of them are wearing shoes!"

 

[CrackRabbit]

7/10

 

[Dedpuhl]

-1000000000000000000000000/10

<---from Looziana

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
-1000000000000000000000000/10

<---from People's Republic

 

[naruto1988]

1/10

 

[aplefka]

That's old even to me, and I'm only 16.

2/10

 

[DrPizza]

Never heard it before, and got a true LOL from me... 10.1/10

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[Wanescotting]

bah

 

[vshah]

humbug

 

[DainBramaged]

2.3333/10

 

[dighn]

that was a good one

9/10

 

[Bv3]

I strained my eye muscles from rolling them back so far.

 

[tami]

now for a true story:

my cousin is a dog walker. one day he was asked to walk an alligator by a client.

this old lady approached him and said, "what an ugly dog."

(her hair was white. i suppose it was blonde prior to that.)

 

[magomago]

10/10 to both XD