The worst short i ever made ;) *Worse than William Hung's first video!*

[slackerinabox]

This is god awful but a fun watch. This is a short I wrote and directed (well, I didn't direct the scenes I acted in) as part of an english assignment.. The assignment was to write a short play and perform it in front of class based on preexisting characters that we worked on.. So instead of performing it I begged my group to allow me to film it - so that explains the horror you're about to see.

Keep in mind that we spend 75 cents on this thing, literally. We didn't want to buy a gun so we used a water gun. The "actors" are my classmates and I wrote the script the day of the shoot so we read from the script- we were not being judged on the production values and I'm embarrassed to post this online but, alas, freshman year shorts are always fun to watch and make fun of


Link 1 (mp4 format - Quicktime)
Link 2 (old school quicktime)

I KNOW IT SUCKS PEOPLE, you don't have to tel lme...

 

[thirtythree]

downloading........

 

[MAME]

that
sucked

!

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: MAME
that
sucked

!

I know! It's so goofy though, I love how terrible it is..

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: MAME
that
sucked

!

I know! It's so goofy though, I love how terrible it is..

oh god...wtf was that?!

 

[MAME]

I like the Gorillaz though, good for you

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: MAME
that
sucked

!

I know! It's so goofy though, I love how terrible it is..

oh god...wtf was that?!

haha, come on, it had a narrative.. we shot this during our lunch break so don't expect it to have a real PLOT..god, those were the days, freshman year. I was so idealistic then!

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: MAME
that
sucked

!

I know! It's so goofy though, I love how terrible it is..

oh god...wtf was that?!

haha, come on, it had a narrative.. we shot this during our lunch break so don't expect it to have a real PLOT..god, those were the days, freshman year. I was so idealistic then!

yeah, but I couldn't hear anything they said

and I know you had a microphone....I saw it in half the shots!

 

[chocobaR]

I stopped after 43 seconds.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

that was creative :beer:

 

[slackerinabox]

dp

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: MAME
that
sucked

!

I know! It's so goofy though, I love how terrible it is..

oh god...wtf was that?!

haha, come on, it had a narrative.. we shot this during our lunch break so don't expect it to have a real PLOT..god, those were the days, freshman year. I was so idealistic then!

yeah, but I couldn't hear anything they said

and I know you had a microphone....I saw it in half the shots!

Funny story, we shot the sound on a minidisk but our sound person didn't hit record.. haha.. our sound person was my classmate (an english, not film class) so i didn't bite her head off.. So we used the on camera mic's sound..

 

[thirtythree]

fabulous.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
fabulous.

sarcasm or did you like it?

 

[MournSanity]

No sound?

 

[bootymac]

What the hell was that all about?! It was weird, but I liked it

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: thirtythree
fabulous.

sarcasm or did you like it?

I'm not certain.........

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
No sound?

there's sound

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: bootymac
What the hell was that all about?! It was weird, but I liked it

my professor had that same reaction! she wasn't sure what I was trying to say but found it funny and ironic.. oh well, at least she started cracking up during it

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

What grade did you get for it?

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
What grade did you get for it?

A+ for the assignment, A+ for the class.. And I had a crush on the professor too

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
What grade did you get for it?

A+ for the assignment, A+ for the class.. And I had a crush on the professor too

ok, pics of prof are mandatory

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
No sound?

there's sound

I can't hear it.

 

[MournSanity]

Oh, BTW, what camera do you use?

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
Oh, BTW, what camera do you use?

That was my beloved sony trv900... we shot in b&w because it was a parody of "indie" movies and because we were using the house lights and the color temperature was all out of wack ... my new camera is a canon gl-2 but I still miss my little sony..