THE WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY, YOU ASK? well . . . .
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER.
2. O. J. IS A SLICER.
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER,
and . . . .
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.