The Witches of Breastwick????

[Perknose]

. . . Does HBO (HOBZN @ 3:00 am) carry soft core porn? There are few things quite as lame as soft core porn, imho.

If I'm going that way, I want snatch and ienormous bouncing boobies and unspeakable sexual acts, clinically detailed. :| :shocked:

 

[Captante]

HBO has always had limited amounts of very lame soft-core porn on weekend late nights... these days my local cable has plenty of hard-core stuff available too though if you want to pay for it.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Captante
HBO has always had limited amounts of very lame soft-core porn on weekend late nights... these days my local cable has plenty of hard-core stuff available too though if you want to pay for it.

No, God no, I don't want to pay for porn. I want close up sweat and smegma, and I want it for free . . . or not at all.

Actually, "not at all" is a reasonable option in and of itself.

 

[AgentUnknown]

stormy...

 

[BlancoNino]

Do you know why they call it softcore?

Because it doesn't get you hard.