- Oct 9, 1999
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Ahh, Randy Quaid . . . comedic genius. Anybody else have a "Cousin Eddie"? Mine is "Uncle Bruce". 
I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
Clark: Eddie, don't you know you're bad luck?
Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
Clark: Eddie, don't you know you're bad luck?
Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
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